Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Jan 08, 2007 10:46:32 am PST #9721 of 10004
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I believed that almost all men were obnoxious jerks, and that all I had to do was be nice and non-jerky and then women would like me.

We still do prefer nice and non-jerky. It's just that that's not all you have to do.

I flirt with everyone- old, young, boy, girl, straight, not so- whoever. These days, however, it's never with a purpose. Odd, since I started out so shy I couldn't talk on the phone or even order my own food at McDonalds. I was terrified of talking to people.


beekaytee - Jan 08, 2007 10:55:18 am PST #9722 of 10004
Compassionately intolerant

Now, come on... it's not Deliveranceshire, you know.

quick and hilarious erika.


Laga - Jan 08, 2007 10:55:19 am PST #9723 of 10004
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Poly flirting is a bit trickier. I don't have that "but she's seeing someone" safe zone since everyong knows I'm poly. I tend to act flirty with everyone and then I find myself having to flat out tell people that it's not actually going to happen between us. I guess you could say I'm a tease.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 08, 2007 10:56:45 am PST #9724 of 10004
What is even happening?

My misanthropy has valid reasons, yo.

Like, for instance, meeting a lot of the humans.

But seriously, people, make out first, think later served me well.


erikaj - Jan 08, 2007 10:59:12 am PST #9725 of 10004
Always Anti-fascist!

"All girls are teases." --John Bender Except for me, but that's how I'm Honorary Guy that my male friends are like "Women!" in front of.


beth b - Jan 08, 2007 11:05:53 am PST #9726 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I only flirt with a few. DH claims to flirt with everyone - but I just think he talks to everyone. So maybe my definitionis skewed.

I used to be very prickily about physical boundries. Noe I 've decided that the unlooked for hugs are for the hugger - not for me, the huggy. I'm much easier about them.

Matt and I have know each other since 2nd grade. It took 2 weeks of other people thinking we were dating before we knew we were dating.


Vortex - Jan 08, 2007 11:08:09 am PST #9727 of 10004
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

DH claims to flirt with everyone

yeah, he does.


Cashmere - Jan 08, 2007 11:08:57 am PST #9728 of 10004
Now tagless for your comfort.

quick and safe delivery-ma for B, Aimee.


§ ita § - Jan 08, 2007 11:16:32 am PST #9729 of 10004
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I flirt very hard without intent. I grope and say prurient things and promise to sleep with people in the future and make cow eyes at my krav "husband."

If you asked me to flirt with intent I'd freeze hard. And there's not much you could do to convince me that any of the people that return my flirting have any intent.

Unpossible.


Betsy HP - Jan 08, 2007 11:18:38 am PST #9730 of 10004
If I only had a brain...

I had dinner last night with a bunch of old college friends ... one of whom turns out to be the medical consultant for *House*. He wrote this book: [link] all about how to go from an arcane symptom to a diagnosis you might otherwise have missed.