I know, world in peril and we have to work together. This is my last office romance, I'll tell you that.

Buffy ,'End of Days'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 10:32:18 am PST #9715 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I am a misanthrope because PEOPLE SUCK, not because I'm socially retarded. At least 90% of the world annoys the CRAP out of me. I don't want to talk to them, much less flirt with them. I'm *picky,* not socially inhibited.

I take it back. You're totally Misanthrope of the Week.


Steph L. - Jan 08, 2007 10:34:11 am PST #9716 of 10004
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I take it back. You're totally Misanthrope of the Week.

My misanthropy has valid reasons, yo.

I like *some* people -- surely that's pro-anthropic, right?

(Do I get a plaque for being Misanthrope of the Week? Maybe a special parking space, far away from the madding crowd?)


Connie Neil - Jan 08, 2007 10:36:12 am PST #9717 of 10004
brillig

I am a misanthrope because PEOPLE SUCK, not because I'm socially retarded. At least 90% of the world annoys the CRAP out of me. I don't want to talk to them, much less flirt with them. I'm *picky,* not socially inhibited.

Wrod. If you talk to people, then they want to talk to you, and you only talked to them for a specific purpose, and they now think that you'd rather talk to them instead of reading that damned good book you brought to lunch.

People. Feh.


-t - Jan 08, 2007 10:37:03 am PST #9718 of 10004
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

(Do I get a plaque for being Misanthrope of the Week? Maybe a special parking space, far away from the madding crowd?)

You should get an engraved Taser.

t still not here


tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 10:38:28 am PST #9719 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I used to think that flirting was this bad, obnoxious thing that men did to women. It's weird - looking back at my younger self I often think, "Where did I come up with that idea?" Like, when I was 17-19 or so, I believed that almost all men were obnoxious jerks, and that all I had to do was be nice and non-jerky and then women would like me.

My current theory is that back then I was just rationalizing my social anxiety.


erikaj - Jan 08, 2007 10:46:27 am PST #9720 of 10004
Always Anti-fascist!

Some young guys really are Dr. Todd, though. Thanks for not. But that doesn't mean you can't try.


Daisy Jane - Jan 08, 2007 10:46:32 am PST #9721 of 10004
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I believed that almost all men were obnoxious jerks, and that all I had to do was be nice and non-jerky and then women would like me.

We still do prefer nice and non-jerky. It's just that that's not all you have to do.

I flirt with everyone- old, young, boy, girl, straight, not so- whoever. These days, however, it's never with a purpose. Odd, since I started out so shy I couldn't talk on the phone or even order my own food at McDonalds. I was terrified of talking to people.


beekaytee - Jan 08, 2007 10:55:18 am PST #9722 of 10004
Compassionately intolerant

Now, come on... it's not Deliveranceshire, you know.

quick and hilarious erika.


Laga - Jan 08, 2007 10:55:19 am PST #9723 of 10004
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Poly flirting is a bit trickier. I don't have that "but she's seeing someone" safe zone since everyong knows I'm poly. I tend to act flirty with everyone and then I find myself having to flat out tell people that it's not actually going to happen between us. I guess you could say I'm a tease.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 08, 2007 10:56:45 am PST #9724 of 10004
What is even happening?

My misanthropy has valid reasons, yo.

Like, for instance, meeting a lot of the humans.

But seriously, people, make out first, think later served me well.