It's the gays, Sean. They ruined marriage because nobody can tell anymore who's supposed to be shooting people and who's supposed to be in the kitchen making the snacky food.
Dawn: I feel safe with you. Spike: Take that back!
'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
brenda m - Dec 20, 2006 11:20:21 am PST #6660 of 10004
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
meara - Dec 20, 2006 11:25:59 am PST #6661 of 10004
Brenda's right. You can blame me, a gay. I can handle it. Like a man. Because I am teh gay.
Also, in need of a nap.
Connie Neil - Dec 20, 2006 11:26:38 am PST #6662 of 10004
brillig
snerk, brenda
Trudy Booth - Dec 20, 2006 11:27:24 am PST #6663 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Also, in need of a nap.
Or whatever it is her people call a nap.
amych - Dec 20, 2006 11:27:28 am PST #6664 of 10004
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Also, in need of a nap.
But napping is neither shooting people in the head nor making snacky food! What are you gays, some kind of third sex?
Sean K - Dec 20, 2006 11:29:04 am PST #6665 of 10004
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I [heart] all my gays. Esp. meara.
Aims - Dec 20, 2006 11:29:20 am PST #6666 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Teh gays are undermining the procurement of snacky foods! Protect your Chex mix!
ETA: Woot! Number slut! Evil plus 1!
Fred Pete - Dec 20, 2006 11:31:03 am PST #6667 of 10004
Ann, that's a ferret.
Protect your Chex mix!
I originally read this as "Cher mix." And protecting that from the gays was a lost cause long, long ago.
juliana - Dec 20, 2006 11:33:23 am PST #6668 of 10004
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I originally read this as "Cher mix." And protecting that from the gays was a lost cause long, long ago.
The gays invented the Cher mix!
Do you belieeeeve in life after love?
Maria - Dec 20, 2006 11:35:11 am PST #6669 of 10004
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
I originally read this as "Cher mix." And protecting that from the gays was a lost cause long, long ago.
Fred, you owe my company a new laptop. It's swimming in Diet Pepsi. That's the funniest thing I've heard in forever.
Raq, I know you're coming back to DC, but I think I missed the "when." I hereby offer my services as a Mal-sitter in advance.