It's the gays, Sean. They ruined marriage because nobody can tell anymore who's supposed to be shooting people and who's supposed to be in the kitchen making the snacky food.
If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.
Spike ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
brenda m - Dec 20, 2006 11:20:21 am PST #6660 of 10004
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
meara - Dec 20, 2006 11:25:59 am PST #6661 of 10004
Brenda's right. You can blame me, a gay. I can handle it. Like a man. Because I am teh gay.
Also, in need of a nap.
Connie Neil - Dec 20, 2006 11:26:38 am PST #6662 of 10004
brillig
snerk, brenda
Trudy Booth - Dec 20, 2006 11:27:24 am PST #6663 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Also, in need of a nap.
Or whatever it is her people call a nap.
amych - Dec 20, 2006 11:27:28 am PST #6664 of 10004
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Also, in need of a nap.
But napping is neither shooting people in the head nor making snacky food! What are you gays, some kind of third sex?
Sean K - Dec 20, 2006 11:29:04 am PST #6665 of 10004
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I [heart] all my gays. Esp. meara.
Aims - Dec 20, 2006 11:29:20 am PST #6666 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Teh gays are undermining the procurement of snacky foods! Protect your Chex mix!
ETA: Woot! Number slut! Evil plus 1!
Fred Pete - Dec 20, 2006 11:31:03 am PST #6667 of 10004
Ann, that's a ferret.
Protect your Chex mix!
I originally read this as "Cher mix." And protecting that from the gays was a lost cause long, long ago.
juliana - Dec 20, 2006 11:33:23 am PST #6668 of 10004
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I originally read this as "Cher mix." And protecting that from the gays was a lost cause long, long ago.
The gays invented the Cher mix!
Do you belieeeeve in life after love?
Maria - Dec 20, 2006 11:35:11 am PST #6669 of 10004
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
I originally read this as "Cher mix." And protecting that from the gays was a lost cause long, long ago.
Fred, you owe my company a new laptop. It's swimming in Diet Pepsi. That's the funniest thing I've heard in forever.
Raq, I know you're coming back to DC, but I think I missed the "when." I hereby offer my services as a Mal-sitter in advance.