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Maria - Dec 20, 2006 11:35:11 am PST #6669 of 10004
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I originally read this as "Cher mix." And protecting that from the gays was a lost cause long, long ago.

Fred, you owe my company a new laptop. It's swimming in Diet Pepsi. That's the funniest thing I've heard in forever.

Raq, I know you're coming back to DC, but I think I missed the "when." I hereby offer my services as a Mal-sitter in advance.

meara - Dec 20, 2006 11:44:51 am PST #6670 of 10004

Ooh! I wanna Mal-sit with Maria!!

Also, I can make Chex mix OR a Cher mix. I am a multifunctional gay!! 100% PENIS, as Kara might say...

Ailleann - Dec 20, 2006 11:46:09 am PST #6671 of 10004
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Do you belieeeeve in life after love?

Gah, earworm....

amych - Dec 20, 2006 11:47:26 am PST #6672 of 10004
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I am a multifunctional gay!! 100% PENIS

Okay, NEW funniest thing. You gays are running some kind of laptop-replacement conspiracy, aren't you? ARE YOU APPLE?!

Aims - Dec 20, 2006 11:48:10 am PST #6673 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I am a multifunctional gay!! 100% PENIS

That explains the drag shows....

Maria - Dec 20, 2006 11:52:51 am PST #6674 of 10004
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Ooh! I wanna Mal-sit with Maria!!

Ooh, that would be very fun. "C'mon Mal, Mommy and Daddy will love it if you said '100% PENIS' when they walk in the door!"

Okay, NEW funniest thing. You gays are running some kind of laptop-replacement conspiracy, aren't you? ARE YOU APPLE?!

Hee!

Aims - Dec 20, 2006 11:54:19 am PST #6675 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I need a haircut.

I need new color.

Can not have either.

Boo.

Pix - Dec 20, 2006 11:55:00 am PST #6676 of 10004
The status is NOT quo.

Oh you people and your funny! You made ND and I take a break from Disney vacationess to catch up and laugh.

Frag warm-up will start at our house in the afternoon (2-3ish) and frag fest will likely commence around 5.

And Pete, no need to apologize...I already have a fun way to get you back at some point in the future. It involves your current tagline and an added dose of pixie dust. Muwahahahahaha.

Aims - Dec 20, 2006 11:57:28 am PST #6677 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

K - if you want somewhere's to hang that day, I'll be home around 5 that night. Watch girly movies and what not.

P.M. Marc - Dec 20, 2006 12:11:44 pm PST #6678 of 10004
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Aimee, if you could do your hair, what color would you do?

Two random things I've realized today, one while shopping, the other just now while cleaning in the basement:

  • The slimmer I get, the more butch my aesthetic. This brought on by my sudden need for jeans and tight black t-shirts.
  • I can wear Paul's old 31w32L SilverTabs. They fit with no problem, AIFG.

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