Teh gays are undermining the procurement of snacky foods! Protect your Chex mix!
ETA: Woot! Number slut! Evil plus 1!
I gave her everything... jewels, beautiful dresses -- with beautiful girls in them.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Dec 20, 2006 11:29:20 am PST #6666 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Fred Pete - Dec 20, 2006 11:31:03 am PST #6667 of 10004
Ann, that's a ferret.
Protect your Chex mix!
I originally read this as "Cher mix." And protecting that from the gays was a lost cause long, long ago.
juliana - Dec 20, 2006 11:33:23 am PST #6668 of 10004
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I originally read this as "Cher mix." And protecting that from the gays was a lost cause long, long ago.
The gays invented the Cher mix!
Do you belieeeeve in life after love?
Maria - Dec 20, 2006 11:35:11 am PST #6669 of 10004
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
I originally read this as "Cher mix." And protecting that from the gays was a lost cause long, long ago.
Fred, you owe my company a new laptop. It's swimming in Diet Pepsi. That's the funniest thing I've heard in forever.
Raq, I know you're coming back to DC, but I think I missed the "when." I hereby offer my services as a Mal-sitter in advance.
meara - Dec 20, 2006 11:44:51 am PST #6670 of 10004
Ooh! I wanna Mal-sit with Maria!!
Also, I can make Chex mix OR a Cher mix. I am a multifunctional gay!! 100% PENIS, as Kara might say...
Ailleann - Dec 20, 2006 11:46:09 am PST #6671 of 10004
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Do you belieeeeve in life after love?
Gah, earworm....
amych - Dec 20, 2006 11:47:26 am PST #6672 of 10004
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I am a multifunctional gay!! 100% PENIS
Okay, NEW funniest thing. You gays are running some kind of laptop-replacement conspiracy, aren't you? ARE YOU APPLE?!
Aims - Dec 20, 2006 11:48:10 am PST #6673 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I am a multifunctional gay!! 100% PENIS
That explains the drag shows....
Maria - Dec 20, 2006 11:52:51 am PST #6674 of 10004
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Ooh! I wanna Mal-sit with Maria!!
Ooh, that would be very fun. "C'mon Mal, Mommy and Daddy will love it if you said '100% PENIS' when they walk in the door!"
Okay, NEW funniest thing. You gays are running some kind of laptop-replacement conspiracy, aren't you? ARE YOU APPLE?!
Hee!
Aims - Dec 20, 2006 11:54:19 am PST #6675 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I need a haircut.
I need new color.
Can not have either.
Boo.