Congratulations to the class of 1999. You all proved more or less adequate.

Snyder ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Dec 20, 2006 11:33:23 am PST #6668 of 10004
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I originally read this as "Cher mix." And protecting that from the gays was a lost cause long, long ago.

The gays invented the Cher mix!

Do you belieeeeve in life after love?


Maria - Dec 20, 2006 11:35:11 am PST #6669 of 10004
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I originally read this as "Cher mix." And protecting that from the gays was a lost cause long, long ago.

Fred, you owe my company a new laptop. It's swimming in Diet Pepsi. That's the funniest thing I've heard in forever.

Raq, I know you're coming back to DC, but I think I missed the "when." I hereby offer my services as a Mal-sitter in advance.


meara - Dec 20, 2006 11:44:51 am PST #6670 of 10004

Ooh! I wanna Mal-sit with Maria!!

Also, I can make Chex mix OR a Cher mix. I am a multifunctional gay!! 100% PENIS, as Kara might say...


Ailleann - Dec 20, 2006 11:46:09 am PST #6671 of 10004
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Do you belieeeeve in life after love?

Gah, earworm....


amych - Dec 20, 2006 11:47:26 am PST #6672 of 10004
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I am a multifunctional gay!! 100% PENIS

Okay, NEW funniest thing. You gays are running some kind of laptop-replacement conspiracy, aren't you? ARE YOU APPLE?!


Aims - Dec 20, 2006 11:48:10 am PST #6673 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I am a multifunctional gay!! 100% PENIS

That explains the drag shows....


Maria - Dec 20, 2006 11:52:51 am PST #6674 of 10004
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Ooh! I wanna Mal-sit with Maria!!

Ooh, that would be very fun. "C'mon Mal, Mommy and Daddy will love it if you said '100% PENIS' when they walk in the door!"

Okay, NEW funniest thing. You gays are running some kind of laptop-replacement conspiracy, aren't you? ARE YOU APPLE?!

Hee!


Aims - Dec 20, 2006 11:54:19 am PST #6675 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I need a haircut.

I need new color.

Can not have either.

Boo.


Pix - Dec 20, 2006 11:55:00 am PST #6676 of 10004
The status is NOT quo.

Oh you people and your funny! You made ND and I take a break from Disney vacationess to catch up and laugh.

Frag warm-up will start at our house in the afternoon (2-3ish) and frag fest will likely commence around 5.

And Pete, no need to apologize...I already have a fun way to get you back at some point in the future. It involves your current tagline and an added dose of pixie dust. Muwahahahahaha.


Aims - Dec 20, 2006 11:57:28 am PST #6677 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

K - if you want somewhere's to hang that day, I'll be home around 5 that night. Watch girly movies and what not.