Seems like everyone's got a tale to tell.

Mal ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 10:23:34 pm PST #6113 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I was printed to teach, but yep, I still have the ink on my digit.

You were booked. Remember how Nicholas Cage wooed Holly Hunter in Raising Arizona every time he got booked and had his mug shot taken?


DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 10:24:58 pm PST #6114 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I was wearing that cashmere cardigan!!! six degrees of Erin's arrest, dude!

I love that cardigan on you. I feel like I had a vicarious adventure tonight. All the fun and none of the police record.


Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:25:02 pm PST #6115 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I have a new line! "Hey, baby -- wanna see my mug shot?"


DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 10:25:11 pm PST #6116 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oops, I double pumped. That's what happens when you get excited.

Awww, I'm glad that cardigan is still serving you well for all your festive mug shots.


Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:26:06 pm PST #6117 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

"All the fun and none of the police record."

Why do I have to do all the work?!


Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:27:13 pm PST #6118 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Black cash -- the CLASSIC choice for your life of stylish crime!


DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 10:28:35 pm PST #6119 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why do I have to do all the work?!

You were born for a life of sass and misadventure.

Black cash -- the CLASSIC choice for your life of stylish crime!

All the cool criminals will be wearing it next season.


Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:31:01 pm PST #6120 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

You were born for a life of sass and misadventure.

I rapped with my booking officer about the Russian Revolution and El Cid.


DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 10:33:54 pm PST #6121 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I rapped with my booking officer about the Russian Revolution and El Cid.

That's how cool you are.

Mwah! I kiss your forehead. This is my patented paternal kiss that guarantees that the shit has already hit the fan and now is the time for the remorse to go on hiatus, and the adrenaline to drop back down and you can let your body and brain go to sleep.

Get some sleep, sweetie.


Connie Neil - Dec 16, 2006 10:34:27 pm PST #6122 of 10004
brillig

I rapped with my booking officer about the Russian Revolution and El Cid.

Trust me, I'm sure he was pleased to have an intelligent conversation.