I was printed to teach, but yep, I still have the ink on my digit.
You were booked. Remember how Nicholas Cage wooed Holly Hunter in Raising Arizona every time he got booked and had his mug shot taken?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I was printed to teach, but yep, I still have the ink on my digit.
You were booked. Remember how Nicholas Cage wooed Holly Hunter in Raising Arizona every time he got booked and had his mug shot taken?
I was wearing that cashmere cardigan!!! six degrees of Erin's arrest, dude!
I love that cardigan on you. I feel like I had a vicarious adventure tonight. All the fun and none of the police record.
I have a new line! "Hey, baby -- wanna see my mug shot?"
Oops, I double pumped. That's what happens when you get excited.
Awww, I'm glad that cardigan is still serving you well for all your festive mug shots.
"All the fun and none of the police record."
Why do I have to do all the work?!
Black cash -- the CLASSIC choice for your life of stylish crime!
Why do I have to do all the work?!
You were born for a life of sass and misadventure.
Black cash -- the CLASSIC choice for your life of stylish crime!
All the cool criminals will be wearing it next season.
You were born for a life of sass and misadventure.
I rapped with my booking officer about the Russian Revolution and El Cid.
I rapped with my booking officer about the Russian Revolution and El Cid.
That's how cool you are.
Mwah! I kiss your forehead. This is my patented paternal kiss that guarantees that the shit has already hit the fan and now is the time for the remorse to go on hiatus, and the adrenaline to drop back down and you can let your body and brain go to sleep.
Get some sleep, sweetie.
I rapped with my booking officer about the Russian Revolution and El Cid.
Trust me, I'm sure he was pleased to have an intelligent conversation.