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'Shells'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 10:25:11 pm PST #6116 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oops, I double pumped. That's what happens when you get excited.

Awww, I'm glad that cardigan is still serving you well for all your festive mug shots.


Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:26:06 pm PST #6117 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

"All the fun and none of the police record."

Why do I have to do all the work?!


Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:27:13 pm PST #6118 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Black cash -- the CLASSIC choice for your life of stylish crime!


DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 10:28:35 pm PST #6119 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why do I have to do all the work?!

You were born for a life of sass and misadventure.

Black cash -- the CLASSIC choice for your life of stylish crime!

All the cool criminals will be wearing it next season.


Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:31:01 pm PST #6120 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

You were born for a life of sass and misadventure.

I rapped with my booking officer about the Russian Revolution and El Cid.


DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 10:33:54 pm PST #6121 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I rapped with my booking officer about the Russian Revolution and El Cid.

That's how cool you are.

Mwah! I kiss your forehead. This is my patented paternal kiss that guarantees that the shit has already hit the fan and now is the time for the remorse to go on hiatus, and the adrenaline to drop back down and you can let your body and brain go to sleep.

Get some sleep, sweetie.


Connie Neil - Dec 16, 2006 10:34:27 pm PST #6122 of 10004
brillig

I rapped with my booking officer about the Russian Revolution and El Cid.

Trust me, I'm sure he was pleased to have an intelligent conversation.


Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:34:41 pm PST #6123 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I am starting to droop


Connie Neil - Dec 16, 2006 10:35:39 pm PST #6124 of 10004
brillig

I am starting to droop

Go to bed if you can. I'm here till 6 AM and will check in.


Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:36:10 pm PST #6125 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

yeah, connie, a guy came in with a DUI, and told the officer, as he was being frisked, "This is so ungrading."