Jayne: Anybody remember her comin' at me with a butcher's knife? Wash: Wacky fun.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 10:28:35 pm PST #6119 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why do I have to do all the work?!

You were born for a life of sass and misadventure.

Black cash -- the CLASSIC choice for your life of stylish crime!

All the cool criminals will be wearing it next season.


Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:31:01 pm PST #6120 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

You were born for a life of sass and misadventure.

I rapped with my booking officer about the Russian Revolution and El Cid.


DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 10:33:54 pm PST #6121 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I rapped with my booking officer about the Russian Revolution and El Cid.

That's how cool you are.

Mwah! I kiss your forehead. This is my patented paternal kiss that guarantees that the shit has already hit the fan and now is the time for the remorse to go on hiatus, and the adrenaline to drop back down and you can let your body and brain go to sleep.

Get some sleep, sweetie.


Connie Neil - Dec 16, 2006 10:34:27 pm PST #6122 of 10004
brillig

I rapped with my booking officer about the Russian Revolution and El Cid.

Trust me, I'm sure he was pleased to have an intelligent conversation.


Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:34:41 pm PST #6123 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I am starting to droop


Connie Neil - Dec 16, 2006 10:35:39 pm PST #6124 of 10004
brillig

I am starting to droop

Go to bed if you can. I'm here till 6 AM and will check in.


Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:36:10 pm PST #6125 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

yeah, connie, a guy came in with a DUI, and told the officer, as he was being frisked, "This is so ungrading."


Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:37:12 pm PST #6126 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I appreciate it, guys. I don't always talk when I'm teaching, but I always do drive-bys, andI really appreciate you being here for me always.


Trudy Booth - Dec 16, 2006 10:41:10 pm PST #6127 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I find the whole thing very Alice's Restaurant. They stuck her on the Group W bench for parking tickets.


Connie Neil - Dec 16, 2006 10:53:25 pm PST #6128 of 10004
brillig

"Kid, have you been rehabilitated?"