Mom! Dead people are talking to you. Do the math!

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 10:22:18 pm PST #6110 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

As if! I was on my way to an Xmas party. I was festive and ladylike!

I hope that mug shot flash caught the glitter in your makeup.


Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:22:18 pm PST #6111 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I was printed to teach, but yep, I still have the ink on my digit.


Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:23:34 pm PST #6112 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

My lipstick was fresh, and hey! I was wearing that cashmere cardigan!!! six degrees of Erin's arrest, dude!


DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 10:23:34 pm PST #6113 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I was printed to teach, but yep, I still have the ink on my digit.

You were booked. Remember how Nicholas Cage wooed Holly Hunter in Raising Arizona every time he got booked and had his mug shot taken?


DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 10:24:58 pm PST #6114 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I was wearing that cashmere cardigan!!! six degrees of Erin's arrest, dude!

I love that cardigan on you. I feel like I had a vicarious adventure tonight. All the fun and none of the police record.


Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:25:02 pm PST #6115 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I have a new line! "Hey, baby -- wanna see my mug shot?"


DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 10:25:11 pm PST #6116 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oops, I double pumped. That's what happens when you get excited.

Awww, I'm glad that cardigan is still serving you well for all your festive mug shots.


Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:26:06 pm PST #6117 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

"All the fun and none of the police record."

Why do I have to do all the work?!


Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:27:13 pm PST #6118 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Black cash -- the CLASSIC choice for your life of stylish crime!


DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 10:28:35 pm PST #6119 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why do I have to do all the work?!

You were born for a life of sass and misadventure.

Black cash -- the CLASSIC choice for your life of stylish crime!

All the cool criminals will be wearing it next season.