I tell my students "blood or fire," and I guess there's no fire!
One out of two! Merry fucking Christmas! Have some nog.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I tell my students "blood or fire," and I guess there's no fire!
One out of two! Merry fucking Christmas! Have some nog.
Sweet! Did you look blowsy and hungover?
As if! I was on my way to an Xmas party. I was festive and ladylike!
Did you get fingerprinted? I got fingerprinted when I applied for a job with Postal Service tech support--federal job and all that. So now I'm no longer invisible.
As if! I was on my way to an Xmas party. I was festive and ladylike!
I hope that mug shot flash caught the glitter in your makeup.
I was printed to teach, but yep, I still have the ink on my digit.
My lipstick was fresh, and hey! I was wearing that cashmere cardigan!!! six degrees of Erin's arrest, dude!
I was printed to teach, but yep, I still have the ink on my digit.
You were booked. Remember how Nicholas Cage wooed Holly Hunter in Raising Arizona every time he got booked and had his mug shot taken?
I was wearing that cashmere cardigan!!! six degrees of Erin's arrest, dude!
I love that cardigan on you. I feel like I had a vicarious adventure tonight. All the fun and none of the police record.
I have a new line! "Hey, baby -- wanna see my mug shot?"
Oops, I double pumped. That's what happens when you get excited.
Awww, I'm glad that cardigan is still serving you well for all your festive mug shots.