Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Dec 16, 2006 10:19:50 pm PST #6105 of 10004
brillig

I have a mug shot! It can my my Xmas card!

My husband's current driver license pictures looks like a mug shot for an unrepentent Hell's Angel. Full beard and long hair. He's currently got near-military issue hair and no beard. People don't believe it's him.


Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:20:17 pm PST #6106 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I tell my students "blood or fire," and I guess there's no fire!


DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 10:20:58 pm PST #6107 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I tell my students "blood or fire," and I guess there's no fire!

One out of two! Merry fucking Christmas! Have some nog.


Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:21:24 pm PST #6108 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Sweet! Did you look blowsy and hungover?

As if! I was on my way to an Xmas party. I was festive and ladylike!


Connie Neil - Dec 16, 2006 10:21:29 pm PST #6109 of 10004
brillig

Did you get fingerprinted? I got fingerprinted when I applied for a job with Postal Service tech support--federal job and all that. So now I'm no longer invisible.


DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 10:22:18 pm PST #6110 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

As if! I was on my way to an Xmas party. I was festive and ladylike!

I hope that mug shot flash caught the glitter in your makeup.


Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:22:18 pm PST #6111 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I was printed to teach, but yep, I still have the ink on my digit.


Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:23:34 pm PST #6112 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

My lipstick was fresh, and hey! I was wearing that cashmere cardigan!!! six degrees of Erin's arrest, dude!


DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 10:23:34 pm PST #6113 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I was printed to teach, but yep, I still have the ink on my digit.

You were booked. Remember how Nicholas Cage wooed Holly Hunter in Raising Arizona every time he got booked and had his mug shot taken?


DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 10:24:58 pm PST #6114 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I was wearing that cashmere cardigan!!! six degrees of Erin's arrest, dude!

I love that cardigan on you. I feel like I had a vicarious adventure tonight. All the fun and none of the police record.