I have a mug shot! It can my my Xmas card!
My husband's current driver license pictures looks like a mug shot for an unrepentent Hell's Angel. Full beard and long hair. He's currently got near-military issue hair and no beard. People don't believe it's him.
I tell my students "blood or fire," and I guess there's no fire!
I tell my students "blood or fire," and I guess there's no fire!
One out of two! Merry fucking Christmas! Have some nog.
Sweet! Did you look blowsy and hungover?
As if! I was on my way to an Xmas party. I was festive and ladylike!
Did you get fingerprinted? I got fingerprinted when I applied for a job with Postal Service tech support--federal job and all that. So now I'm no longer invisible.
As if! I was on my way to an Xmas party. I was festive and ladylike!
I hope that mug shot flash caught the glitter in your makeup.
I was printed to teach, but yep, I still have the ink on my digit.
My lipstick was fresh, and hey! I was wearing that cashmere cardigan!!! six degrees of Erin's arrest, dude!
I was printed to teach, but yep, I still have the ink on my digit.
You were booked. Remember how Nicholas Cage wooed Holly Hunter in
Raising Arizona
every time he got booked and had his mug shot taken?
I was wearing that cashmere cardigan!!! six degrees of Erin's arrest, dude!
I love that cardigan on you. I feel like I had a vicarious adventure tonight. All the fun and none of the police record.