{{Laura}} I'd add a smite of my own, but after watching the pros take this guy on and out I know whatever I'd say would be terribly lame. Is there any chance the grocery store has surveillance cameras in the parking lot?

Ouch, Laura. That sucks. I hope he does something stupid and gets caught and jailed in an itty-bitty metal room.

{{{{Laura}}}}

I am absolutely infuriated on your behalf. I don't have the stones to top the smites that have come before me, so I'll just point upward, and say "What they said." Bastard.

Oh, and Hi, everyone. I'm going to try this "reading AND posting" thing today.

Also, Em gets more gorgeous every day, and Matilda looks like a lovely bundle of personality - complete with Billy Idol impression (Tub Shot #3).

Anyone I've forgotten or neglected? ~ma & ((())) 's

Oh deer loward, my Eeeeeee!cute! comments about Em and Matilda probably never actually made it onto the screen, did they? Sorry. I was busy clicking and grinning and being so badly behaved as to not actually say how gorgeous they are.

Gris, how're you feeling? Did you remain un-sick for the day, so far?

Oh my fucking God, Laura. That is unbelievably awful in so many ways. And I agree with tommyrot that it's even worse that he laughed in your face. I sincerely hope the police catch this fucker and throw his ass in jail and let very bad things happen to him. Also, everyone should laugh at him. They should pull Nelson out of fiction and let him "Ha, ha!" right in his face.

{{{{Laura}}}}

Bitches certainly do produce the cutest bitchlets. Em and Matilda are teh adorable.

Laura, that just sucks. I'm sorry you have to go through this. I'd also call all three credit bureaus and have them flag your file. The jackass may try to open up new accounts in your name, and the already-existing flag may help to catch him.

I just got back from an interview . That I didn't want to go to . bizzarley, it was actually sorta fun. I think because it felt a little more casual than most library interviews. So I think I was more me. I have no idea what to do if it was offered to me , because it would be less hours, less dollars, but way more things to do and more possible future oppertunities.

Oh deer loward, my Eeeeeee!cute! comments about Em and Matilda probably never actually made it onto the screen, did they? Sorry. I was busy clicking and grinning and being so badly behaved as to not actually say how gorgeous they are.

This!

I'd also call all three credit bureaus and have them flag your file. The jackass may try to open up new accounts in your name, and the already-existing flag may help to catch him.

Also this.

It's so nice that the Bitches say things so that I don't have to.

Oh Laura, I'm so sorry. That just sucks so much. I think your idea of going to the jeep dealership is a good one.

Oh no, Laura! What a horrible horrible invasion. I think the Jeep dealership sounds like a great idea. I also think the various smites given here sound like great ideas for the fucktard.