Mal: You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you really think you can do this? Kaylee: Sure. Yeah. I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me.

'Bushwhacked'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Gris - Dec 11, 2006 9:21:33 am PST #5033 of 10004
Hey. New board.

Ouch, Laura. That sucks. I hope he does something stupid and gets caught and jailed in an itty-bitty metal room.


EpicTangent - Dec 11, 2006 9:22:37 am PST #5034 of 10004
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

{{{{Laura}}}}

I am absolutely infuriated on your behalf. I don't have the stones to top the smites that have come before me, so I'll just point upward, and say "What they said." Bastard.

Oh, and Hi, everyone. I'm going to try this "reading AND posting" thing today.

Also, Em gets more gorgeous every day, and Matilda looks like a lovely bundle of personality - complete with Billy Idol impression (Tub Shot #3).

Anyone I've forgotten or neglected? ~ma & ((())) 's


Beverly - Dec 11, 2006 9:33:53 am PST #5035 of 10004
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Oh deer loward, my Eeeeeee!cute! comments about Em and Matilda probably never actually made it onto the screen, did they? Sorry. I was busy clicking and grinning and being so badly behaved as to not actually say how gorgeous they are.

Gris, how're you feeling? Did you remain un-sick for the day, so far?


Polter-Cow - Dec 11, 2006 9:42:18 am PST #5036 of 10004
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh my fucking God, Laura. That is unbelievably awful in so many ways. And I agree with tommyrot that it's even worse that he laughed in your face. I sincerely hope the police catch this fucker and throw his ass in jail and let very bad things happen to him. Also, everyone should laugh at him. They should pull Nelson out of fiction and let him "Ha, ha!" right in his face.

{{{{Laura}}}}


Maria - Dec 11, 2006 9:42:28 am PST #5037 of 10004
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Bitches certainly do produce the cutest bitchlets. Em and Matilda are teh adorable.

Laura, that just sucks. I'm sorry you have to go through this. I'd also call all three credit bureaus and have them flag your file. The jackass may try to open up new accounts in your name, and the already-existing flag may help to catch him.


beth b - Dec 11, 2006 9:49:16 am PST #5038 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I just got back from an interview . That I didn't want to go to . bizzarley, it was actually sorta fun. I think because it felt a little more casual than most library interviews. So I think I was more me. I have no idea what to do if it was offered to me , because it would be less hours, less dollars, but way more things to do and more possible future oppertunities.


Pix - Dec 11, 2006 9:58:04 am PST #5039 of 10004
The status is NOT quo.

Oh deer loward, my Eeeeeee!cute! comments about Em and Matilda probably never actually made it onto the screen, did they? Sorry. I was busy clicking and grinning and being so badly behaved as to not actually say how gorgeous they are.

This!

I'd also call all three credit bureaus and have them flag your file. The jackass may try to open up new accounts in your name, and the already-existing flag may help to catch him.

Also this.

It's so nice that the Bitches say things so that I don't have to.


Deena - Dec 11, 2006 9:59:17 am PST #5040 of 10004
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Oh Laura, I'm so sorry. That just sucks so much. I think your idea of going to the jeep dealership is a good one.


Volans - Dec 11, 2006 10:03:39 am PST #5041 of 10004
move out and draw fire

Oh no, Laura! What a horrible horrible invasion. I think the Jeep dealership sounds like a great idea. I also think the various smites given here sound like great ideas for the fucktard.


ChiKat - Dec 11, 2006 10:25:15 am PST #5042 of 10004
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, Laura! I'm glad you are okay, but that guy is a complete dick. What an ass! The smites here are well-deserved and then some.