Oh deer loward, my Eeeeeee!cute! comments about Em and Matilda probably never actually made it onto the screen, did they? Sorry. I was busy clicking and grinning and being so badly behaved as to not actually say how gorgeous they are.

This!

I'd also call all three credit bureaus and have them flag your file. The jackass may try to open up new accounts in your name, and the already-existing flag may help to catch him.

Also this.

It's so nice that the Bitches say things so that I don't have to.

Oh Laura, I'm so sorry. That just sucks so much. I think your idea of going to the jeep dealership is a good one.

Oh no, Laura! What a horrible horrible invasion. I think the Jeep dealership sounds like a great idea. I also think the various smites given here sound like great ideas for the fucktard.

Oh, Laura! I'm glad you are okay, but that guy is a complete dick. What an ass! The smites here are well-deserved and then some.

Laura, I am so sorry this happened to you. I hope they catch him, and most of all, I hope you don't have too much trouble from any of this.

Here's identity theft and credit bureau info Ginger and Nora so kindly gave to me, when I had a different issue.

[link] What to do in case of identity theft. The page also has information if you are at risk for identity theft, like you are, right now.

The credit bureaus:

Experian: [link] 888 397 3742
Equifax: [link] Call 1-888-766-0008
TransUnion: [link] 800-680-7289

Stopped by Jeep dealership. Service guy was uninterested, but said the only Jeep of that description that came in was towed last night. I've done nothing today except deal with this shit. I hope he pitches it somewhere easily seen by the good people that I believe are the majority.

Thank you very much Cindy!

Laura, Words can't describe the ire. Good for you for being proactive! I'd offer more smite and advice, but the Empress' smite can not be beat, and the rest of the bitches has given a ton of great advice. So, I'll just offer :: Hugs ::

Something to cheer ya up (and the rest of the list) A fun link to play with those annoying telemarketers. It has sound, so turn up the speakers (or if your at work, and can't listen... well, use your own discretion). There is written transcription of the fun. Anyhow, the link... enjoy! Telemarketer fun

Ha, that was great!

You may have already done this Laura but check with your cell phone company for activity on the phone. They may also be able to track the location on the phone.

(Loaning Laura Omar for advanced smitage...trust me, he'll...handle things.)