You walk in worlds the others can't begin to imagine.

Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Dec 11, 2006 8:43:15 am PST #5029 of 10004
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Mention it to the police, Laura.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 11, 2006 8:45:23 am PST #5030 of 10004
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

DAMN Laura. That sucks beyond the telling of it. Bastard!

I'm sorry.


§ ita § - Dec 11, 2006 9:09:12 am PST #5031 of 10004
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kristin, insent again.


SailAweigh - Dec 11, 2006 9:13:04 am PST #5032 of 10004
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

{{Laura}} I'd add a smite of my own, but after watching the pros take this guy on and out I know whatever I'd say would be terribly lame. Is there any chance the grocery store has surveillance cameras in the parking lot?


Gris - Dec 11, 2006 9:21:33 am PST #5033 of 10004
Hey. New board.

Ouch, Laura. That sucks. I hope he does something stupid and gets caught and jailed in an itty-bitty metal room.


EpicTangent - Dec 11, 2006 9:22:37 am PST #5034 of 10004
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

{{{{Laura}}}}

I am absolutely infuriated on your behalf. I don't have the stones to top the smites that have come before me, so I'll just point upward, and say "What they said." Bastard.

Oh, and Hi, everyone. I'm going to try this "reading AND posting" thing today.

Also, Em gets more gorgeous every day, and Matilda looks like a lovely bundle of personality - complete with Billy Idol impression (Tub Shot #3).

Anyone I've forgotten or neglected? ~ma & ((())) 's


Beverly - Dec 11, 2006 9:33:53 am PST #5035 of 10004
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Oh deer loward, my Eeeeeee!cute! comments about Em and Matilda probably never actually made it onto the screen, did they? Sorry. I was busy clicking and grinning and being so badly behaved as to not actually say how gorgeous they are.

Gris, how're you feeling? Did you remain un-sick for the day, so far?


Polter-Cow - Dec 11, 2006 9:42:18 am PST #5036 of 10004
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh my fucking God, Laura. That is unbelievably awful in so many ways. And I agree with tommyrot that it's even worse that he laughed in your face. I sincerely hope the police catch this fucker and throw his ass in jail and let very bad things happen to him. Also, everyone should laugh at him. They should pull Nelson out of fiction and let him "Ha, ha!" right in his face.

{{{{Laura}}}}


Maria - Dec 11, 2006 9:42:28 am PST #5037 of 10004
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Bitches certainly do produce the cutest bitchlets. Em and Matilda are teh adorable.

Laura, that just sucks. I'm sorry you have to go through this. I'd also call all three credit bureaus and have them flag your file. The jackass may try to open up new accounts in your name, and the already-existing flag may help to catch him.


beth b - Dec 11, 2006 9:49:16 am PST #5038 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I just got back from an interview . That I didn't want to go to . bizzarley, it was actually sorta fun. I think because it felt a little more casual than most library interviews. So I think I was more me. I have no idea what to do if it was offered to me , because it would be less hours, less dollars, but way more things to do and more possible future oppertunities.