On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lee - Dec 11, 2006 7:28:36 am PST #5009 of 10004
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Oh Laura, that sucks unbelievable amounts of ass. I hope you can retrieve at least your treo.


Tom Scola - Dec 11, 2006 7:30:29 am PST #5010 of 10004
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I'll have to remember to sync my Treo when I get home.


tommyrot - Dec 11, 2006 7:33:43 am PST #5011 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

((Laura))

People suck. Somehow the fact that he lauged makes it worse (at least in my mind). Like he's not feeling the least bit of guilt for what he did, but instead he enjoys it. I mean, I'm not the sort who would go around stealing purses, but if, say, I was an addict and needed the money I'd at least think I'd feel terribly guilty at having to rob people.


sumi - Dec 11, 2006 7:37:54 am PST #5012 of 10004
Art Crawl!!!

(((Laura)))


Laura - Dec 11, 2006 7:42:01 am PST #5013 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.

I have my whole life on the up to the moment sync'd Treo. I used to have to enter my password every time I went in, but the kids apparently disabled that when they were messing with my ring tones one day so it hasn't been locked down recently. So if this asshole has a brain enough to get to my notes and info he has everything in my life, including a wake up chime at 6am every day. Everything. Of couse, I don't think he is actually that clever. Tell me he is too stupid to find the menu. Lie to me.


Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2006 7:48:20 am PST #5014 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their "my dicks is so small" cars or black hats, and, uh, they never find the menus on Treos. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.


Laura - Dec 11, 2006 7:51:35 am PST #5015 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.

Thank you. And my library cards! He'll probably go check out books written by Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly and ruin my rep at the library!


Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2006 7:52:20 am PST #5016 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Or be foiled in his evil ways by a librarian!

Look at the trap you've laid for him! HAH!


JZ - Dec 11, 2006 7:53:00 am PST #5017 of 10004
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Aw, Laura, that's awful. What a shitheel ratbastard fuckbucket. You totally deserve better treatment from, well, the entire universe. And ITA with tommyrot that the fact that he laughed just makes him exponentially more repulsive.

Dammit, now I seriously want to beat him senseless. Nobody laughs in my Laura's face!

I wish upon him a crippling encounter with your gargantuan spouse and progeny in a dark alley, followed by crippling encounters with bedbugs and bedsores during his long and complicated recovery.


-t - Dec 11, 2006 7:58:41 am PST #5018 of 10004
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

{{{Laura}}}

Last time my purse was stolen, it was found by a good citizen on the side of the road with everything still in it except the cash. I hope that happens with yours, too.