Aw, Laura, that's awful. What a shitheel ratbastard fuckbucket. You totally deserve better treatment from, well, the entire universe. And ITA with tommyrot that the fact that he
laughed
just makes him exponentially more repulsive.
Dammit, now I seriously want to beat him senseless. Nobody laughs in my Laura's face!
I wish upon him a crippling encounter with your gargantuan spouse and progeny in a dark alley, followed by crippling encounters with bedbugs and bedsores during his long and complicated recovery.
{{{Laura}}}
Last time my purse was stolen, it was found by a good citizen on the side of the road with everything still in it except the cash. I hope that happens with yours, too.
(((Laura))) may the jerk get boils and warts and the funny syphillis and be really D U M and use the tickets and not figure out how to use the Treo.
foiled in his evil ways by a librarian!
You, sir, are no Laura! Officers, arrest this man, and place him in the lowest dungeon to await the trial that never comes.
I'm so sorry, Laura, BT, and it sucks, very much.
You just KNOW that some of those South Floriday librarians are Watchers!
Exhibit A: the midterm election
{{laura}}
and ditto what everyone said
Aw damn, Laura. Hopefully between your description and information about the truck, they can get something. And even if he sells the tickets, they can still corner the people that buy them and try to find him.
{{{}}}
Erika! DH arrives in your fair city in about a half hour. (He really wants to be here to do manly husbandly vengeance stuff) All work no play visit, but if things go well I will go there at some point, and I surely will take time to play. So if you see the big guy say hey!
