Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2006 7:52:20 am PST #5016 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Or be foiled in his evil ways by a librarian!

Look at the trap you've laid for him! HAH!


JZ - Dec 11, 2006 7:53:00 am PST #5017 of 10004
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Aw, Laura, that's awful. What a shitheel ratbastard fuckbucket. You totally deserve better treatment from, well, the entire universe. And ITA with tommyrot that the fact that he laughed just makes him exponentially more repulsive.

Dammit, now I seriously want to beat him senseless. Nobody laughs in my Laura's face!

I wish upon him a crippling encounter with your gargantuan spouse and progeny in a dark alley, followed by crippling encounters with bedbugs and bedsores during his long and complicated recovery.


-t - Dec 11, 2006 7:58:41 am PST #5018 of 10004
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

{{{Laura}}}

Last time my purse was stolen, it was found by a good citizen on the side of the road with everything still in it except the cash. I hope that happens with yours, too.


askye - Dec 11, 2006 8:03:48 am PST #5019 of 10004
Thrive to spite them

(((Laura))) may the jerk get boils and warts and the funny syphillis and be really D U M and use the tickets and not figure out how to use the Treo.


Beverly - Dec 11, 2006 8:15:56 am PST #5020 of 10004
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

foiled in his evil ways by a librarian!

You, sir, are no Laura! Officers, arrest this man, and place him in the lowest dungeon to await the trial that never comes.

I'm so sorry, Laura, BT, and it sucks, very much.


Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2006 8:19:18 am PST #5021 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

You just KNOW that some of those South Floriday librarians are Watchers!

Exhibit A: the midterm election


beth b - Dec 11, 2006 8:22:28 am PST #5022 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

{{laura}}

and ditto what everyone said


erikaj - Dec 11, 2006 8:25:48 am PST #5023 of 10004
Always Anti-fascist!

What a dick, Laura.


WindSparrow - Dec 11, 2006 8:30:08 am PST #5024 of 10004
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

{{{{Laura}}}}


Ailleann - Dec 11, 2006 8:35:26 am PST #5025 of 10004
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Aw damn, Laura. Hopefully between your description and information about the truck, they can get something. And even if he sells the tickets, they can still corner the people that buy them and try to find him.

{{{}}}