I have my whole life on the up to the moment sync'd Treo. I used to have to enter my password every time I went in, but the kids apparently disabled that when they were messing with my ring tones one day so it hasn't been locked down recently. So if this asshole has a brain enough to get to my notes and info he has everything in my life, including a wake up chime at 6am every day. Everything. Of couse, I don't think he is actually that clever. Tell me he is too stupid to find the menu. Lie to me.
If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.
Spike ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laura - Dec 11, 2006 7:42:01 am PST #5013 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.
Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2006 7:48:20 am PST #5014 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their "my dicks is so small" cars or black hats, and, uh, they never find the menus on Treos. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Laura - Dec 11, 2006 7:51:35 am PST #5015 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.
Thank you. And my library cards! He'll probably go check out books written by Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly and ruin my rep at the library!
Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2006 7:52:20 am PST #5016 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Or be foiled in his evil ways by a librarian!
Look at the trap you've laid for him! HAH!
JZ - Dec 11, 2006 7:53:00 am PST #5017 of 10004
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Aw, Laura, that's awful. What a shitheel ratbastard fuckbucket. You totally deserve better treatment from, well, the entire universe. And ITA with tommyrot that the fact that he laughed just makes him exponentially more repulsive.
Dammit, now I seriously want to beat him senseless. Nobody laughs in my Laura's face!
I wish upon him a crippling encounter with your gargantuan spouse and progeny in a dark alley, followed by crippling encounters with bedbugs and bedsores during his long and complicated recovery.
-t - Dec 11, 2006 7:58:41 am PST #5018 of 10004
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
{{{Laura}}}
Last time my purse was stolen, it was found by a good citizen on the side of the road with everything still in it except the cash. I hope that happens with yours, too.
askye - Dec 11, 2006 8:03:48 am PST #5019 of 10004
Thrive to spite them
(((Laura))) may the jerk get boils and warts and the funny syphillis and be really D U M and use the tickets and not figure out how to use the Treo.
Beverly - Dec 11, 2006 8:15:56 am PST #5020 of 10004
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
foiled in his evil ways by a librarian!
You, sir, are no Laura! Officers, arrest this man, and place him in the lowest dungeon to await the trial that never comes.
I'm so sorry, Laura, BT, and it sucks, very much.
Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2006 8:19:18 am PST #5021 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
You just KNOW that some of those South Floriday librarians are Watchers!
Exhibit A: the midterm election
beth b - Dec 11, 2006 8:22:28 am PST #5022 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
{{laura}}
and ditto what everyone said