Question: Will hiding in a cavern with stockpiled chocolate goods be any part of this plan?

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Dec 11, 2006 7:06:09 am PST #4992 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

LAURA! Oh my goddess honey! {{{{{{{}}}}}}}

Fucking fucktard bastard fuckheads.

May his dick shrink to so much nothing, he basically has a vagina that doesn't open like it should. And may all the nerve endings in that general area only register pain when touched.


Pix - Dec 11, 2006 7:07:37 am PST #4993 of 10004
The status is NOT quo.

t stands back in awe of the power of that smite


Aims - Dec 11, 2006 7:08:32 am PST #4994 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It's the magic of Christmas.


sj - Dec 11, 2006 7:08:36 am PST #4995 of 10004
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{{{Laura}}}}} That's awful. I'm so sorry.


Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2006 7:11:48 am PST #4996 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Oh Laura, that's horrid. That's really awful.

I'm so glad you're ok.


§ ita § - Dec 11, 2006 7:12:57 am PST #4997 of 10004
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, Laura. That is really horrible. Cards or phone alone--bad enough. But they just jacked way too much of you right there. I'm so sorry.

Kristin! I just finally asserted that you do work at the school I'd guessed (a: I'm not good with paying attention and b: I kept forgetting to ask). One of our krav instructors goes there, and at least one other student that I know of.


Amy - Dec 11, 2006 7:13:30 am PST #4998 of 10004
Because books.

Laura, oh my god! I'm so glad you're all right, but damn -- that fucktard needs Aimee's smiting a thousand times over.

{{{{Laura}}}}


Pix - Dec 11, 2006 7:13:50 am PST #4999 of 10004
The status is NOT quo.

ita! That's very cool. Email me names? I'm verra curious.

Also, hoping that they love this place as much as I do.


Ginger - Dec 11, 2006 7:17:32 am PST #5000 of 10004
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

That sucks, Laura. May he get boils in the most painful places. May he have an itch he can never scratch. May his hair fall out and may all the women he's with laugh at his penis.

What did the police say?


juliana - Dec 11, 2006 7:18:58 am PST #5001 of 10004
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Laura, jeebus. I'm so sorry.