That sucks, Laura. May he get boils in the most painful places. May he have an itch he can never scratch. May his hair fall out and may all the women he's with laugh at his penis.
What did the police say?
Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.
Lorne ,'Smile Time'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - Dec 11, 2006 7:17:32 am PST #5000 of 10004
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
juliana - Dec 11, 2006 7:18:58 am PST #5001 of 10004
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Laura, jeebus. I'm so sorry.
§ ita § - Dec 11, 2006 7:19:22 am PST #5002 of 10004
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Insent, Kristin, to your profile address.
Tom Scola - Dec 11, 2006 7:20:04 am PST #5003 of 10004
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
(((Laura)))
Pix - Dec 11, 2006 7:20:12 am PST #5004 of 10004
The status is NOT quo.
Backflung, ita.
P.M. Marc - Dec 11, 2006 7:21:55 am PST #5005 of 10004
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Laura, I'm so sorry. My chest hurts for you.
Stupid effer.
Laura - Dec 11, 2006 7:22:28 am PST #5006 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.
Thank you for the most excellent smites! Asshole looked me in the face and laughed at me. Which means of course I got a good look at him. But my eyes are too bad that I couldn't get his license number.
The cop said it would be good if he used my card because most places around here have video, but it looks like he hasn't. I have been on the phone, which I despise anyway, since 8am cancelling my billion cards.
I have a call in to the detective to see if we can watch the Heat ticket seats and see if he is stupid enough to use them. That would totally rock. I would love to have him arrested using my tickets.
d - Dec 11, 2006 7:26:07 am PST #5007 of 10004
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.
(((Laura)))
I thought my day was sort of irritating, but I was wrong. Yikes!
Fred Pete - Dec 11, 2006 7:27:37 am PST #5008 of 10004
Ann, that's a ferret.
((((Laura))))
Lee - Dec 11, 2006 7:28:36 am PST #5009 of 10004
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Oh Laura, that sucks unbelievable amounts of ass. I hope you can retrieve at least your treo.