t giggles helplessly

Aims, you were not a "giant drunk loser ass." To the contrary, you were the hit of the party! Drunk!Empress is way fun. As for Joe's advice, I think that he is underestimating the role that Teh Punch played in your illness. Perhaps a bit less next time?

ION, I'm a proud school teacher-mama today. Archer was on the front page of the LA Times as a model school for its committment to racial, ethnic, and socioecononimc diversity!

Clicky link here.

To the contrary, you were the hit of the party! Drunk!Empress is way fun.

I love Drunk!Empress. But I hate that that bitch leaves and makes Aims pay for her fun. Having multiple personalities is way tiring.

Perhaps a bit less next time?

And standing a bit further away from the fumes it emits.

And yay good school!! That's very awesome.

. Archer was on the front page of the LA Times as a model school for its committment to racial, ethnic, and socioecononimc diversity!

hey, maybe I should have recruited there! :)

I just shipped out Christmas/birthday gifts for the nephews. It makes me sad that I don't get to be there when they open them this year.

ETA: The mail just arrived with their Christmas picture. They're still the cutest nephews ever.

In you've-got-to-be-fucking-kidding-me news, I've decided to redo all of the homework assignments that went missing from my prof's box (it was my decision). As part of that, I re-did two problems from our first exam to see if it would boost my grade on the exam (she let everyone do this). Since I don't have the original exam, my prof just suggested that I redo ALL of the problems.

WHAT? Do I look like I'm made of time?!

That's crazy, vw.

To me, you look like you're made of big warm smile and cool glasses, but that could just be an artefact of not having seen you in the actual flesh.

Awww...thanks, amych! Those are better things to be made of.

Today would be the bad day. Got up at 4:30 and drove DH to Fort Lauderdale to fly away. Good news, he filled the tank on the way. Got back home, got son up and drove him to school. Decided it would be a good plan to go to grocery store at 7:30 because nice and quiet and I could fill fridge with healthy food to eat now that I broke fast. Stopped and got $20 from the ATM, went inside and bought lots of healthy fruits and veggies. Went back outside with keys in hand and loaded the groceries in my trunk. I needed 2 hands to put a large item in so I put my purse in the cart. ... This is when the asshole in the big jeep pulled up and stuck his hand out the window and stole my purse, with my Treo that has my life in it, and all my id and credit cards, and the tickets to the Heat game.

And every single call takes about forever to get through to a human to cancel my cards. And DH feels bad that he can't hug me. He called from his layover. So all hugs are appreciated. Mostly I want the asshole to take my cash and toss the purse in a place where a good citizen will find it and give it to police. Since they can't call me as my damn phone was in the purse.

My chest hurts.

Oh gods, Laura!! I'm so so sorry. That's just awful.

t hugs you tight