It's my estimation that... every man ever got a statue made of him, was one kind of sumbitch or another.

Mal ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Dec 11, 2006 7:12:57 am PST #4997 of 10004
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, Laura. That is really horrible. Cards or phone alone--bad enough. But they just jacked way too much of you right there. I'm so sorry.

Kristin! I just finally asserted that you do work at the school I'd guessed (a: I'm not good with paying attention and b: I kept forgetting to ask). One of our krav instructors goes there, and at least one other student that I know of.


Amy - Dec 11, 2006 7:13:30 am PST #4998 of 10004
Because books.

Laura, oh my god! I'm so glad you're all right, but damn -- that fucktard needs Aimee's smiting a thousand times over.

{{{{Laura}}}}


Pix - Dec 11, 2006 7:13:50 am PST #4999 of 10004
The status is NOT quo.

ita! That's very cool. Email me names? I'm verra curious.

Also, hoping that they love this place as much as I do.


Ginger - Dec 11, 2006 7:17:32 am PST #5000 of 10004
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

That sucks, Laura. May he get boils in the most painful places. May he have an itch he can never scratch. May his hair fall out and may all the women he's with laugh at his penis.

What did the police say?


juliana - Dec 11, 2006 7:18:58 am PST #5001 of 10004
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Laura, jeebus. I'm so sorry.


§ ita § - Dec 11, 2006 7:19:22 am PST #5002 of 10004
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Insent, Kristin, to your profile address.


Tom Scola - Dec 11, 2006 7:20:04 am PST #5003 of 10004
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

(((Laura)))


Pix - Dec 11, 2006 7:20:12 am PST #5004 of 10004
The status is NOT quo.

Backflung, ita.


P.M. Marc - Dec 11, 2006 7:21:55 am PST #5005 of 10004
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Laura, I'm so sorry. My chest hurts for you.

Stupid effer.


Laura - Dec 11, 2006 7:22:28 am PST #5006 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.

Thank you for the most excellent smites! Asshole looked me in the face and laughed at me. Which means of course I got a good look at him. But my eyes are too bad that I couldn't get his license number.

The cop said it would be good if he used my card because most places around here have video, but it looks like he hasn't. I have been on the phone, which I despise anyway, since 8am cancelling my billion cards.

I have a call in to the detective to see if we can watch the Heat ticket seats and see if he is stupid enough to use them. That would totally rock. I would love to have him arrested using my tickets.