Inara: I think she looks adorable. Mal: Yeah, but I never said it.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Dec 11, 2006 7:03:52 am PST #4990 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.

Today would be the bad day. Got up at 4:30 and drove DH to Fort Lauderdale to fly away. Good news, he filled the tank on the way. Got back home, got son up and drove him to school. Decided it would be a good plan to go to grocery store at 7:30 because nice and quiet and I could fill fridge with healthy food to eat now that I broke fast. Stopped and got $20 from the ATM, went inside and bought lots of healthy fruits and veggies. Went back outside with keys in hand and loaded the groceries in my trunk. I needed 2 hands to put a large item in so I put my purse in the cart. ... This is when the asshole in the big jeep pulled up and stuck his hand out the window and stole my purse, with my Treo that has my life in it, and all my id and credit cards, and the tickets to the Heat game.

And every single call takes about forever to get through to a human to cancel my cards. And DH feels bad that he can't hug me. He called from his layover. So all hugs are appreciated. Mostly I want the asshole to take my cash and toss the purse in a place where a good citizen will find it and give it to police. Since they can't call me as my damn phone was in the purse.

My chest hurts.


Pix - Dec 11, 2006 7:05:30 am PST #4991 of 10004
The status is NOT quo.

Oh gods, Laura!! I'm so so sorry. That's just awful.

t hugs you tight


Aims - Dec 11, 2006 7:06:09 am PST #4992 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

LAURA! Oh my goddess honey! {{{{{{{}}}}}}}

Fucking fucktard bastard fuckheads.

May his dick shrink to so much nothing, he basically has a vagina that doesn't open like it should. And may all the nerve endings in that general area only register pain when touched.


Pix - Dec 11, 2006 7:07:37 am PST #4993 of 10004
The status is NOT quo.

t stands back in awe of the power of that smite


Aims - Dec 11, 2006 7:08:32 am PST #4994 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It's the magic of Christmas.


sj - Dec 11, 2006 7:08:36 am PST #4995 of 10004
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{{{Laura}}}}} That's awful. I'm so sorry.


Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2006 7:11:48 am PST #4996 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Oh Laura, that's horrid. That's really awful.

I'm so glad you're ok.


§ ita § - Dec 11, 2006 7:12:57 am PST #4997 of 10004
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, Laura. That is really horrible. Cards or phone alone--bad enough. But they just jacked way too much of you right there. I'm so sorry.

Kristin! I just finally asserted that you do work at the school I'd guessed (a: I'm not good with paying attention and b: I kept forgetting to ask). One of our krav instructors goes there, and at least one other student that I know of.


Amy - Dec 11, 2006 7:13:30 am PST #4998 of 10004
Because books.

Laura, oh my god! I'm so glad you're all right, but damn -- that fucktard needs Aimee's smiting a thousand times over.

{{{{Laura}}}}


Pix - Dec 11, 2006 7:13:50 am PST #4999 of 10004
The status is NOT quo.

ita! That's very cool. Email me names? I'm verra curious.

Also, hoping that they love this place as much as I do.