'Out Of Gas'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
In you've-got-to-be-fucking-kidding-me news, I've decided to redo all of the homework assignments that went missing from my prof's box (it was my decision). As part of that, I re-did two problems from our first exam to see if it would boost my grade on the exam (she let everyone do this). Since I don't have the original exam, my prof just suggested that I redo ALL of the problems.
WHAT? Do I look like I'm made of time?!
That's crazy, vw.
To me, you look like you're made of big warm smile and cool glasses, but that could just be an artefact of not having seen you in the actual flesh.
Awww...thanks, amych! Those are better things to be made of.
Today would be the bad day. Got up at 4:30 and drove DH to Fort Lauderdale to fly away. Good news, he filled the tank on the way. Got back home, got son up and drove him to school. Decided it would be a good plan to go to grocery store at 7:30 because nice and quiet and I could fill fridge with healthy food to eat now that I broke fast. Stopped and got $20 from the ATM, went inside and bought lots of healthy fruits and veggies. Went back outside with keys in hand and loaded the groceries in my trunk. I needed 2 hands to put a large item in so I put my purse in the cart. ... This is when the asshole in the big jeep pulled up and stuck his hand out the window and stole my purse, with my Treo that has my life in it, and all my id and credit cards, and the tickets to the Heat game.
And every single call takes about forever to get through to a human to cancel my cards. And DH feels bad that he can't hug me. He called from his layover. So all hugs are appreciated. Mostly I want the asshole to take my cash and toss the purse in a place where a good citizen will find it and give it to police. Since they can't call me as my damn phone was in the purse.
My chest hurts.
Oh gods, Laura!! I'm so so sorry. That's just awful.
t hugs you tight
LAURA! Oh my goddess honey! {{{{{{{}}}}}}}
Fucking fucktard bastard fuckheads.
May his dick shrink to so much nothing, he basically has a vagina that doesn't open like it should. And may all the nerve endings in that general area only register pain when touched.
t stands back in awe of the power of that smite
It's the magic of Christmas.
{{{{{Laura}}}}} That's awful. I'm so sorry.