I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?

Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 13, 2006 12:26:45 pm PST #9832 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

People, we need to do something about this early darkness disaster.

We need to deal with the problem at its source - the earth is tilted the wrong way.


§ ita § - Nov 13, 2006 12:28:13 pm PST #9833 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My daytime goal is to eventually move from the bedroom to the living room

It's all about your context.

Hmm. Which leftovers do I eat cold for lunch? The Indian food, or the chicken marsala (I'd have eaten more of that in the restaurant--I just couldn't work out how to do so neatly)?


sarameg - Nov 13, 2006 12:28:39 pm PST #9834 of 10001

bwah! now see, I'd rather hand her (and me) a ticket to Equador.

Well, I can actually afford a flashlight! And I have one right here!

Except the batteries are dead.


Jessica - Nov 13, 2006 12:30:37 pm PST #9835 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

We need to deal with the problem at its source - the earth is tilted the wrong way.

Everybody push!


Lee - Nov 13, 2006 12:31:24 pm PST #9836 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

My daytime goal is to find a way to nap at work without getting caught by anyone who matters.


sarameg - Nov 13, 2006 12:31:32 pm PST #9837 of 10001

Great, now my cube wall is lying in front of the door. I'll never be able to go home.


juliana - Nov 13, 2006 12:32:47 pm PST #9838 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Great, now my cube wall is lying in front of the door.

Did you have an Office Space moment?


bon bon - Nov 13, 2006 12:35:42 pm PST #9839 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I am going to start running to the southern hemisphere. Everyone come along and we can probably move the earth back to the right way.


shrift - Nov 13, 2006 12:35:49 pm PST #9840 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Well, it's pitch black outside, so I guess that means it's time for me to go home, crawl into bed, pull the covers over my head, and completely fail to get groceries.


Vortex - Nov 13, 2006 12:38:18 pm PST #9841 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

completely fail to get groceries.

delivery. It's the only way to go.