We need to deal with the problem at its source - the earth is tilted the wrong way.
Everybody push!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
We need to deal with the problem at its source - the earth is tilted the wrong way.
Everybody push!
My daytime goal is to find a way to nap at work without getting caught by anyone who matters.
Great, now my cube wall is lying in front of the door. I'll never be able to go home.
Great, now my cube wall is lying in front of the door.
Did you have an Office Space moment?
I am going to start running to the southern hemisphere. Everyone come along and we can probably move the earth back to the right way.
Well, it's pitch black outside, so I guess that means it's time for me to go home, crawl into bed, pull the covers over my head, and completely fail to get groceries.
completely fail to get groceries.
delivery. It's the only way to go.
I'm going to go home and dig through the trash!
(I'm pretty sure I threw away a bill yesterday while cleaning. And while I doubt the Baltimore Sun is going to show up with pitchforks and boiling oil... )
Compare these two Time magazine covers. Stupid liberal media....
A tale of two covers: Time's '94 postelection cover touted "G.O.P. Stampede," '06 cover asserts "the center is the new place to be"
The November 21, 1994, edition of Time magazine -- published following that year's congressional elections, in which Republicans gained control of the House of Representatives and the Senate [note - it was the House only] -- featured the headline "G.O.P. Stampede: A Special Report" on the cover, and featured a graphic of an elephant trampling a donkey.
The November 20 edition of Time -- published following the 2006 congressional elections, in which Democrats gained control of the House of Representatives and the Senate -- features the headline "Special Report: The Midterms," and features as the cover story "Why the center is the new place to be," by columnist Joe Klein, with a graphic of a Venn diagram.
Okay, just off the phone with a physician's group. My current health insurance is FILLING ME WITH RAGE, which is maddening and bad.