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Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Nov 13, 2006 12:30:37 pm PST #9835 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

We need to deal with the problem at its source - the earth is tilted the wrong way.

Everybody push!


Lee - Nov 13, 2006 12:31:24 pm PST #9836 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

My daytime goal is to find a way to nap at work without getting caught by anyone who matters.


sarameg - Nov 13, 2006 12:31:32 pm PST #9837 of 10001

Great, now my cube wall is lying in front of the door. I'll never be able to go home.


juliana - Nov 13, 2006 12:32:47 pm PST #9838 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Great, now my cube wall is lying in front of the door.

Did you have an Office Space moment?


bon bon - Nov 13, 2006 12:35:42 pm PST #9839 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I am going to start running to the southern hemisphere. Everyone come along and we can probably move the earth back to the right way.


shrift - Nov 13, 2006 12:35:49 pm PST #9840 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Well, it's pitch black outside, so I guess that means it's time for me to go home, crawl into bed, pull the covers over my head, and completely fail to get groceries.


Vortex - Nov 13, 2006 12:38:18 pm PST #9841 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

completely fail to get groceries.

delivery. It's the only way to go.


sarameg - Nov 13, 2006 12:39:21 pm PST #9842 of 10001

I'm going to go home and dig through the trash!

(I'm pretty sure I threw away a bill yesterday while cleaning. And while I doubt the Baltimore Sun is going to show up with pitchforks and boiling oil... )


tommyrot - Nov 13, 2006 12:39:39 pm PST #9843 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Compare these two Time magazine covers. Stupid liberal media....

A tale of two covers: Time's '94 postelection cover touted "G.O.P. Stampede," '06 cover asserts "the center is the new place to be"

The November 21, 1994, edition of Time magazine -- published following that year's congressional elections, in which Republicans gained control of the House of Representatives and the Senate [note - it was the House only] -- featured the headline "G.O.P. Stampede: A Special Report" on the cover, and featured a graphic of an elephant trampling a donkey.

The November 20 edition of Time -- published following the 2006 congressional elections, in which Democrats gained control of the House of Representatives and the Senate -- features the headline "Special Report: The Midterms," and features as the cover story "Why the center is the new place to be," by columnist Joe Klein, with a graphic of a Venn diagram.

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Kat - Nov 13, 2006 12:44:34 pm PST #9844 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Okay, just off the phone with a physician's group. My current health insurance is FILLING ME WITH RAGE, which is maddening and bad.