My daytime goal is to eventually move from the bedroom to the living room
It's all about your context.
Hmm. Which leftovers do I eat cold for lunch? The Indian food, or the chicken marsala (I'd have eaten more of that in the restaurant--I just couldn't work out how to do so neatly)?
bwah! now see, I'd rather hand her (and me) a ticket to Equador.
Well, I can actually afford a flashlight! And I have one right here!
Except the batteries are dead.
My daytime goal is to find a way to nap at work without getting caught by anyone who matters.
Great, now my cube wall is lying in front of the door. I'll never be able to go home.
Great, now my cube wall is lying in front of the door.
Did you have an Office Space moment?
I am going to start running to the southern hemisphere. Everyone come along and we can probably move the earth back to the right way.
Well, it's pitch black outside, so I guess that means it's time for me to go home, crawl into bed, pull the covers over my head, and completely fail to get groceries.
completely fail to get groceries.
delivery. It's the only way to go.
I'm going to go home and dig through the trash!
(I'm pretty sure I threw away a bill yesterday while cleaning. And while I doubt the Baltimore Sun is going to show up with pitchforks and boiling oil... )