I'm going to go home and dig through the trash!
(I'm pretty sure I threw away a bill yesterday while cleaning. And while I doubt the Baltimore Sun is going to show up with pitchforks and boiling oil... )
Whoa. Good myth.
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Nov 13, 2006 12:39:21 pm PST #9842 of 10001
tommyrot - Nov 13, 2006 12:39:39 pm PST #9843 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Compare these two Time magazine covers. Stupid liberal media....
A tale of two covers: Time's '94 postelection cover touted "G.O.P. Stampede," '06 cover asserts "the center is the new place to be"
The November 21, 1994, edition of Time magazine -- published following that year's congressional elections, in which Republicans gained control of the House of Representatives and the Senate [note - it was the House only] -- featured the headline "G.O.P. Stampede: A Special Report" on the cover, and featured a graphic of an elephant trampling a donkey.
The November 20 edition of Time -- published following the 2006 congressional elections, in which Democrats gained control of the House of Representatives and the Senate -- features the headline "Special Report: The Midterms," and features as the cover story "Why the center is the new place to be," by columnist Joe Klein, with a graphic of a Venn diagram.
Kat - Nov 13, 2006 12:44:34 pm PST #9844 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Okay, just off the phone with a physician's group. My current health insurance is FILLING ME WITH RAGE, which is maddening and bad.
Trudy Booth - Nov 13, 2006 12:51:24 pm PST #9845 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Curse you, darkness!
Did that help?
It's really better if you light a candle, Brenda.
brenda m - Nov 13, 2006 12:51:39 pm PST #9846 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
You should see a doctor about that.
dcp - Nov 13, 2006 12:56:31 pm PST #9847 of 10001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
In fact, it says 7:00. I don't know how to fill that in.
It's an error in the puzzle. The clue should be ".:.."
Just enter 7:00
Kat - Nov 13, 2006 12:59:00 pm PST #9848 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Thanks, Brenda! I'd love to see a doctor about it. hmm.... if only the insurance company weren't run by monkeys eating sushi and smoking crack.
Daisy Jane - Nov 13, 2006 1:00:14 pm PST #9849 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Joe Klein is kind of an ass.
The dedication of the MLK memorial is making me cry. Someone make a funny, quick!
Cass - Nov 13, 2006 1:26:21 pm PST #9850 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
My daytime goal is to eventually move from the bedroom to the living room. Big goal, huh?Hey, it's the biggest thing I accomplished today. Oh, and I shot the cat and drugged myself.
My boss's dog (who spends most days at the office) has learned that whenever she hears the Windows shutdown music, it's time to go home. So she gets all excited as soon as she hears that music.Pavlov's puppy!
Kathy A - Nov 13, 2006 1:35:09 pm PST #9851 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
My cat gets all excited when she sees me take out a CD to put into the computer because she knows the CD tray will be opened and she can then try and stop it from closing (she's gotten her paw caught lots of times, but it doesn't smash close like a door, but just holds the paw in place until I can convince her to remove it).