Skulk, brenda, skulk quietly.
I came come to 2 messages on my machine. O'Malley and Clinton. I deleted them BOTH without listening all the way through. Fear my delete!
Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'
Xander ,'Selfless'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Nov 06, 2006 1:38:14 pm PST #7942 of 10001
Jesse - Nov 06, 2006 1:41:55 pm PST #7943 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Possibly the best Craigslist personal ad ever: [link]
Jessica - Nov 06, 2006 1:45:25 pm PST #7944 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Wow. That's some creative punctuation/capitalization going on there.
sarameg - Nov 06, 2006 1:48:01 pm PST #7945 of 10001
Why do I hear that as delivered by one of the screaming happy maniac guys in the local car dealer ads?
OMG.
Jesse - Nov 06, 2006 1:50:47 pm PST #7946 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
All I'm saying is, he's quite a (*)catch(*) for the "RIGHT" WOMAN. (!)
ION, poor Scarlett Johanssen's boobs: [link]
Topic!Cindy - Nov 06, 2006 1:52:30 pm PST #7947 of 10001
What is even happening?
What does that "BBW" thing mean? I tried to get it from the context, but his syntax, punctuation, and caps were too much for me to take.
Connie Neil - Nov 06, 2006 1:54:15 pm PST #7948 of 10001
brillig
BBW=Big Beautiful Woman, I think
JZ - Nov 06, 2006 1:54:34 pm PST #7949 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Possibly the best Craigslist personal ad ever:
Wow. That guy's enthusiasm and punctuation make Dr. Bronner look positively sedate. Possibly my favorite part is:
I would to Meet Someone REAL and talk for right now and see what happens as things are a >>BIT! of a "ClUsTeRfUcK!" in My life (at the moment)
but this is also very appealing:
IF YOU BELEIVE YOU AND ( "I" ) ARE REALISTCLY A PLAUSABLE MATCH Please, " PLEASE ! E-MAIL MEAT YOUR EARLIEST CONVIENINCE OF LEISURE
ION, much job-ma to Allyson, brenda's boss, and brenda's unjustly fired co-worker. Hell, to Allyson and everyone at brenda's company except the crack-addled COO (or is it the CEO? Anyhow, no ~ma at all to the crack-addled C_O).
esse - Nov 06, 2006 1:56:22 pm PST #7950 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
That is an *awesome* personal ad. But for the most part I want to know who replies to it!
sarameg - Nov 06, 2006 1:57:13 pm PST #7951 of 10001
JZ, that last part cracked me up.
Marketplace is doing the best faux prop 111 campaign ads. "Vote against prop 111...if you are human."