Possibly the best Craigslist personal ad ever: [link]
Angel: Miss me? Lilah: Only in the sense of…no.
'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Nov 06, 2006 1:41:55 pm PST #7943 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jessica - Nov 06, 2006 1:45:25 pm PST #7944 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Wow. That's some creative punctuation/capitalization going on there.
sarameg - Nov 06, 2006 1:48:01 pm PST #7945 of 10001
Why do I hear that as delivered by one of the screaming happy maniac guys in the local car dealer ads?
OMG.
Jesse - Nov 06, 2006 1:50:47 pm PST #7946 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
All I'm saying is, he's quite a (*)catch(*) for the "RIGHT" WOMAN. (!)
ION, poor Scarlett Johanssen's boobs: [link]
Topic!Cindy - Nov 06, 2006 1:52:30 pm PST #7947 of 10001
What is even happening?
What does that "BBW" thing mean? I tried to get it from the context, but his syntax, punctuation, and caps were too much for me to take.
Connie Neil - Nov 06, 2006 1:54:15 pm PST #7948 of 10001
brillig
BBW=Big Beautiful Woman, I think
JZ - Nov 06, 2006 1:54:34 pm PST #7949 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Possibly the best Craigslist personal ad ever:
Wow. That guy's enthusiasm and punctuation make Dr. Bronner look positively sedate. Possibly my favorite part is:
I would to Meet Someone REAL and talk for right now and see what happens as things are a >>BIT! of a "ClUsTeRfUcK!" in My life (at the moment)
but this is also very appealing:
IF YOU BELEIVE YOU AND ( "I" ) ARE REALISTCLY A PLAUSABLE MATCH Please, " PLEASE ! E-MAIL MEAT YOUR EARLIEST CONVIENINCE OF LEISURE
ION, much job-ma to Allyson, brenda's boss, and brenda's unjustly fired co-worker. Hell, to Allyson and everyone at brenda's company except the crack-addled COO (or is it the CEO? Anyhow, no ~ma at all to the crack-addled C_O).
esse - Nov 06, 2006 1:56:22 pm PST #7950 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
That is an *awesome* personal ad. But for the most part I want to know who replies to it!
sarameg - Nov 06, 2006 1:57:13 pm PST #7951 of 10001
JZ, that last part cracked me up.
Marketplace is doing the best faux prop 111 campaign ads. "Vote against prop 111...if you are human."
msbelle - Nov 06, 2006 2:02:50 pm PST #7952 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I hate being sick. You are stuck at home, but...sick. So you don't get any of the 8 billion things done that need doing.
Ok, I may have gotten 1 or 2 things done, but not like a planned productive day at home.
I finally got so bored of sitting that I did get up and start some cooking. That required cleaning out the fridge which had quite a bit of yick yuck veggies. In the works, green bean casserole, roasted potatoes with garlic and rosemary, and a veggie frittata.