I hate being sick. You are stuck at home, but...sick. So you don't get any of the 8 billion things done that need doing.

Ok, I may have gotten 1 or 2 things done, but not like a planned productive day at home.

I finally got so bored of sitting that I did get up and start some cooking. That required cleaning out the fridge which had quite a bit of yick yuck veggies. In the works, green bean casserole, roasted potatoes with garlic and rosemary, and a veggie frittata.

Man, I always forget how funny go fug yourself is.

all the while both breasts are making hostile advances across the border of Armpit City

This line made me actually laugh out loud.

BBW=Big Beautiful Woman, I think

Yes. This can also be confirmed by his height and weight requirements.

Also: MUSIC: is SURF-Guitar Instrumental,,"Authentic! Flamenco-Guitar Insturmentals i.e Sabicas and Montoya and I a whole LOT of Salsa 24-7 alway have sine about 1998 got hooked and it been an obsession ever since and Lyric Wise I LOVE U2 and Journey

Should I invite him to be a Buffista so we can (*)EnJOy(*) his magnificent writing style 4EVAH?

Well, he might not be the right guy for a quiet editor, but you gotta admit, the post is rather earnest and very much up front. If LOUD and Random and "Oversharing". Gotta be someone out there who'd appreciate that.

I hate being sick, too, but because I am much lazier person than msbelle, I would be perfectly happy to stay home and rest while sick.

I know this was already answered but I think by BBW he means:

( *)-I am basically looking for A "BIG" HEALTHY Girl with "50-PLUS-Inch HIPS!
and a Care-Bear esque Tummy 

I hate being sick, too, but because I am much lazier person than msbelle, I would be perfectly happy to stay home and rest while sick.

I'm perfectly happy to sit home and rest even when not sick.

I'm perfectly happy to sit home and rest even when not sick.

This is one of the reasons we get along.

Ick. I never want to be someone's fetish.