What does that "BBW" thing mean? I tried to get it from the context, but his syntax, punctuation, and caps were too much for me to take.
Two steaming cups of chocolate goodness. Courtesy of whomever I swiped it from out of the cupboard.
Ben ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Topic!Cindy - Nov 06, 2006 1:52:30 pm PST #7947 of 10001
What is even happening?
Connie Neil - Nov 06, 2006 1:54:15 pm PST #7948 of 10001
brillig
BBW=Big Beautiful Woman, I think
JZ - Nov 06, 2006 1:54:34 pm PST #7949 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Possibly the best Craigslist personal ad ever:
Wow. That guy's enthusiasm and punctuation make Dr. Bronner look positively sedate. Possibly my favorite part is:
I would to Meet Someone REAL and talk for right now and see what happens as things are a >>BIT! of a "ClUsTeRfUcK!" in My life (at the moment)
but this is also very appealing:
IF YOU BELEIVE YOU AND ( "I" ) ARE REALISTCLY A PLAUSABLE MATCH Please, " PLEASE ! E-MAIL MEAT YOUR EARLIEST CONVIENINCE OF LEISURE
ION, much job-ma to Allyson, brenda's boss, and brenda's unjustly fired co-worker. Hell, to Allyson and everyone at brenda's company except the crack-addled COO (or is it the CEO? Anyhow, no ~ma at all to the crack-addled C_O).
esse - Nov 06, 2006 1:56:22 pm PST #7950 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
That is an *awesome* personal ad. But for the most part I want to know who replies to it!
sarameg - Nov 06, 2006 1:57:13 pm PST #7951 of 10001
JZ, that last part cracked me up.
Marketplace is doing the best faux prop 111 campaign ads. "Vote against prop 111...if you are human."
msbelle - Nov 06, 2006 2:02:50 pm PST #7952 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I hate being sick. You are stuck at home, but...sick. So you don't get any of the 8 billion things done that need doing.
Ok, I may have gotten 1 or 2 things done, but not like a planned productive day at home.
I finally got so bored of sitting that I did get up and start some cooking. That required cleaning out the fridge which had quite a bit of yick yuck veggies. In the works, green bean casserole, roasted potatoes with garlic and rosemary, and a veggie frittata.
Burrell - Nov 06, 2006 2:02:59 pm PST #7953 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Man, I always forget how funny go fug yourself is.
all the while both breasts are making hostile advances across the border of Armpit City
This line made me actually laugh out loud.
Jesse - Nov 06, 2006 2:03:51 pm PST #7954 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
BBW=Big Beautiful Woman, I think
Yes. This can also be confirmed by his height and weight requirements.
Allyson - Nov 06, 2006 2:04:10 pm PST #7955 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Also: MUSIC: is SURF-Guitar Instrumental,,"Authentic! Flamenco-Guitar Insturmentals i.e Sabicas and Montoya and I a whole LOT of Salsa 24-7 alway have sine about 1998 got hooked and it been an obsession ever since and Lyric Wise I LOVE U2 and Journey
Should I invite him to be a Buffista so we can (*)EnJOy(*) his magnificent writing style 4EVAH?
sarameg - Nov 06, 2006 2:06:52 pm PST #7956 of 10001
Well, he might not be the right guy for a quiet editor, but you gotta admit, the post is rather earnest and very much up front. If LOUD and Random and "Oversharing". Gotta be someone out there who'd appreciate that.