Damn, Brenda. Craziness.
'Safe'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Skulk, brenda, skulk quietly.
I came come to 2 messages on my machine. O'Malley and Clinton. I deleted them BOTH without listening all the way through. Fear my delete!
Possibly the best Craigslist personal ad ever: [link]
Wow. That's some creative punctuation/capitalization going on there.
Why do I hear that as delivered by one of the screaming happy maniac guys in the local car dealer ads?
OMG.
All I'm saying is, he's quite a (*)catch(*) for the "RIGHT" WOMAN. (!)
ION, poor Scarlett Johanssen's boobs: [link]
What does that "BBW" thing mean? I tried to get it from the context, but his syntax, punctuation, and caps were too much for me to take.
BBW=Big Beautiful Woman, I think
Possibly the best Craigslist personal ad ever:
Wow. That guy's enthusiasm and punctuation make Dr. Bronner look positively sedate. Possibly my favorite part is:
I would to Meet Someone REAL and talk for right now and see what happens as things are a >>BIT! of a "ClUsTeRfUcK!" in My life (at the moment)
but this is also very appealing:
IF YOU BELEIVE YOU AND ( "I" ) ARE REALISTCLY A PLAUSABLE MATCH Please, " PLEASE ! E-MAIL MEAT YOUR EARLIEST CONVIENINCE OF LEISURE
ION, much job-ma to Allyson, brenda's boss, and brenda's unjustly fired co-worker. Hell, to Allyson and everyone at brenda's company except the crack-addled COO (or is it the CEO? Anyhow, no ~ma at all to the crack-addled C_O).
That is an *awesome* personal ad. But for the most part I want to know who replies to it!