His diapers made out of The American Flag OHNOES!!!1!
Joyce: Dawn, you be good. Xander: We will. Just gonna play with some matches, run with scissors, take candy from some guy, I don't know his name.
'Beneath You'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Nov 03, 2006 11:14:39 am PST #7225 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
§ ita § - Nov 03, 2006 11:17:02 am PST #7226 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The thing that especially blew their minds was the capital letter on her last name, which, who knows why.
Not that I know shit about the politics of identity, but my first name belongs only to me. My last name belongs to my family, so I don't mess with that.
askye - Nov 03, 2006 11:17:08 am PST #7227 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
I'm surprised Rush, etc haven't found some way to blame this on Clinton.
JZ - Nov 03, 2006 11:19:10 am PST #7228 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
It's all part of the gay liberal forced abortion cut and run conspiracy.
You forgot godless.
Hey! Some of us are godful gay liberal forced abortion cut and run conspiracists (who are also by the way obviously rooting for the terrorists to win), thankyewverymuch.
I can't decide whether mommabelle/mamabelle or MACTASTIC is my favorite neologism in the history of EVAR, so I declare them both made of awesome and add billions of congratulations to ms and mac!
The only drawback is that the seem to be really great cat toys
There is one other drawback, that both Playmobil and Lego are composed of eighty billion tiny sharp-edged pieces, and unless you and the child are very careful about collecting all the pieces and putting them away every night, someone is certain to discover a stray tiny sharp-edged piece with the tenderest part of the bottom of the bare foot in the dead of night.
Gudanov - Nov 03, 2006 11:21:29 am PST #7229 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Hey! Some of us are godful gay liberal forced abortion cut and run conspiracists (who are also by the way obviously rooting for the terrorists to win), thankyewverymuch.
Nope you can't be godful and liberal, Ann Coulter wrote a whole book about it.
Allyson - Nov 03, 2006 11:23:56 am PST #7230 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Not that I know shit about the politics of identity, but my first name belongs only to me. My last name belongs to my family, so I don't mess with that.
My editor begged me to start Safe Harbor with a different word than your first name, ita. It makes his editor brain 'splode.
Cashmere - Nov 03, 2006 11:24:23 am PST #7231 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Ann Coulter wrote a whole book about it
Yeah, but she can't even figure out where she's supposed to vote so who can believe her?
JZ - Nov 03, 2006 11:25:43 am PST #7232 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Nope you can't be godful and liberal, Ann Coulter wrote a whole book about it.
Oh, shit. I forgot. That'll teach me to go thinking thoughts without running them by Ann first, or at least to stay politely silent and wait to express them until after the commencement of her trial, when she'll be too occupied with weaseling out of charges to monitor my godlitude.
eta: Ha ha! Coulter-mocking crosspost!
Cashmere - Nov 03, 2006 11:29:03 am PST #7233 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Ha ha! Coulter-mocking crosspost!
Mocking Ann Coulter is like walking by wet cement for me. Too tempting. Too easy.
Topic!Cindy - Nov 03, 2006 11:43:06 am PST #7234 of 10001
What is even happening?
I'm godful and moderate. Everyone's against me, on all sides clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, and they're closing in, but I have a pitch fork, a torch, and my agenda is, "Everybody shut up and take a nap."