Nope you can't be godful and liberal, Ann Coulter wrote a whole book about it.
Oh, shit. I forgot. That'll teach me to go thinking thoughts without running them by Ann first, or at least to stay politely silent and wait to express them until after the commencement of her trial, when she'll be too occupied with weaseling out of charges to monitor my godlitude.
eta: Ha ha! Coulter-mocking crosspost!
Ha ha! Coulter-mocking crosspost!
Mocking Ann Coulter is like walking by wet cement for me. Too tempting. Too easy.
I'm godful and moderate. Everyone's against me, on all sides clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, and they're closing in, but I have a pitch fork, a torch, and my agenda is, "Everybody shut up and take a nap."
Well, I didn't mean in here, right now. You'll never get to sleep, tonight.
I have a pitch fork, a torch, and my agenda is, "Everybody shut up and take a nap."
I totally want to tag this.
my agenda is, "Everybody shut up and take a nap."
My agenda is "Tax breaks for cats!" Or, um, cat owners. "Socialized veterinary care!" And "Antidiscrimination laws for hairless cats!"
Actually, I think I need a nap....
I totally want to tag this.
Do it up.
Actually, I think I need a nap....
I just need you to understand what you're getting yourself into. You'll be following a radically moderate agenda.
I would really like a nap. This is why I hate Friday night plans. They start too late! But I can't go home in between.
I just need you to understand what you're getting yourself into. You'll be following a radically moderate agenda.
You're not the bossi of me!
OMGoodness, the things you find out when you drop by after eons and read Beep Me. So many new babies! Congrats to Jessica and Lyra Jane.
AND CONGRATS to msbelle and mac and mommyhood!
Dang, that all just made my day.