Not that I know shit about the politics of identity, but my first name belongs only to me. My last name belongs to my family, so I don't mess with that.
My editor begged me to start Safe Harbor with a different word than your first name, ita. It makes his editor brain 'splode.
Ann Coulter wrote a whole book about it
Yeah, but she can't even figure out where she's supposed to vote so who can believe her?
Nope you can't be godful and liberal, Ann Coulter wrote a whole book about it.
Oh, shit. I forgot. That'll teach me to go thinking thoughts without running them by Ann first, or at least to stay politely silent and wait to express them until after the commencement of her trial, when she'll be too occupied with weaseling out of charges to monitor my godlitude.
eta: Ha ha! Coulter-mocking crosspost!
Ha ha! Coulter-mocking crosspost!
Mocking Ann Coulter is like walking by wet cement for me. Too tempting. Too easy.
I'm godful and moderate. Everyone's against me, on all sides clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, and they're closing in, but I have a pitch fork, a torch, and my agenda is, "Everybody shut up and take a nap."
Well, I didn't mean in here, right now. You'll never get to sleep, tonight.
I have a pitch fork, a torch, and my agenda is, "Everybody shut up and take a nap."
I totally want to tag this.
my agenda is, "Everybody shut up and take a nap."
My agenda is "Tax breaks for cats!" Or, um, cat owners. "Socialized veterinary care!" And "Antidiscrimination laws for hairless cats!"
Actually, I think I need a nap....
I totally want to tag this.
Do it up.
Actually, I think I need a nap....
I just need you to understand what you're getting yourself into. You'll be following a radically moderate agenda.
I would really like a nap. This is why I hate Friday night plans. They start too late! But I can't go home in between.