Don't kill anyone if you don't have to. We're here to make a deal.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Nov 03, 2006 11:23:56 am PST #7230 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Not that I know shit about the politics of identity, but my first name belongs only to me. My last name belongs to my family, so I don't mess with that.

My editor begged me to start Safe Harbor with a different word than your first name, ita. It makes his editor brain 'splode.


Cashmere - Nov 03, 2006 11:24:23 am PST #7231 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Ann Coulter wrote a whole book about it

Yeah, but she can't even figure out where she's supposed to vote so who can believe her?


JZ - Nov 03, 2006 11:25:43 am PST #7232 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Nope you can't be godful and liberal, Ann Coulter wrote a whole book about it.

Oh, shit. I forgot. That'll teach me to go thinking thoughts without running them by Ann first, or at least to stay politely silent and wait to express them until after the commencement of her trial, when she'll be too occupied with weaseling out of charges to monitor my godlitude.

eta: Ha ha! Coulter-mocking crosspost!


Cashmere - Nov 03, 2006 11:29:03 am PST #7233 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Ha ha! Coulter-mocking crosspost!

Mocking Ann Coulter is like walking by wet cement for me. Too tempting. Too easy.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 03, 2006 11:43:06 am PST #7234 of 10001
What is even happening?

I'm godful and moderate. Everyone's against me, on all sides clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, and they're closing in, but I have a pitch fork, a torch, and my agenda is, "Everybody shut up and take a nap."


Topic!Cindy - Nov 03, 2006 11:56:15 am PST #7235 of 10001
What is even happening?

Well, I didn't mean in here, right now. You'll never get to sleep, tonight.


Amy - Nov 03, 2006 11:58:31 am PST #7236 of 10001
Because books.

I have a pitch fork, a torch, and my agenda is, "Everybody shut up and take a nap."

I totally want to tag this.


tommyrot - Nov 03, 2006 11:59:46 am PST #7237 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

my agenda is, "Everybody shut up and take a nap."

My agenda is "Tax breaks for cats!" Or, um, cat owners. "Socialized veterinary care!" And "Antidiscrimination laws for hairless cats!"

Actually, I think I need a nap....


Topic!Cindy - Nov 03, 2006 12:01:11 pm PST #7238 of 10001
What is even happening?

I totally want to tag this.

Do it up.

Actually, I think I need a nap....
I just need you to understand what you're getting yourself into. You'll be following a radically moderate agenda.


Jesse - Nov 03, 2006 12:05:59 pm PST #7239 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I would really like a nap. This is why I hate Friday night plans. They start too late! But I can't go home in between.