Kitty preserver
Those are the exact ones we got. They were the only ones small enough to fit. It's a bitch to put them on though. Oh and the look on that cat's face? Pretty much what we get. Sheer kitty misery. Damn funny.
The Haloween costume was way over the top of funny. They were so miserable but it was so funny with the purple hat and cape. We we rolling on the floor.
You forgot godless.
Well that goes without saying. Or something. Along with kicking God out of the classroom and the public square. And blowing up Christmas. And causing the baby Jesus to cry by not changing His diapers.
The real pity about the gay meth story is that it didn't come out early in the week in time to show up on The Daily Show.
His diapers made out of
The American Flag
OHNOES!!!1!
The thing that especially blew their minds was the capital letter on her last name, which, who knows why.
Not that I know shit about the politics of identity, but my first name belongs only to me. My last name belongs to my family, so I don't mess with that.
I'm surprised Rush, etc haven't found some way to blame this on Clinton.
It's all part of the gay liberal forced abortion cut and run conspiracy.
You forgot godless.
Hey! Some of us are godful gay liberal forced abortion cut and run conspiracists (who are also by the way obviously rooting for the terrorists to win), thankyewverymuch.
I can't decide whether mommabelle/mamabelle or MACTASTIC is my favorite neologism in the history of EVAR, so I declare them both made of awesome and add billions of congratulations to ms and mac!
The only drawback is that the seem to be really great cat toys
There is one other drawback, that both Playmobil and Lego are composed of eighty billion tiny sharp-edged pieces, and unless you and the child are very careful about collecting all the pieces and putting them away every night, someone is certain to discover a stray tiny sharp-edged piece with the tenderest part of the bottom of the bare foot in the dead of night.
Hey! Some of us are godful gay liberal forced abortion cut and run conspiracists (who are also by the way obviously rooting for the terrorists to win), thankyewverymuch.
Nope you can't be godful and liberal, Ann Coulter wrote a whole book about it.
Not that I know shit about the politics of identity, but my first name belongs only to me. My last name belongs to my family, so I don't mess with that.
My editor begged me to start Safe Harbor with a different word than your first name, ita. It makes his editor brain 'splode.