I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not 'handle' handle.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cass - Oct 23, 2006 10:25:59 am PDT #5052 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

My comma problem is that I use them whenever I would pause or draw breath in a sentence when speaking. Which is more often than formally prescribed, but I use my commas in a completely logical way. I feel oppressed by the comma-deleters of this world. (Also, I make long and complex sentences a lot, so I need commas a lot, so I use them! I have mastery of compound-complex sentences; I think I have by this point reasoned out an approach to punctuation.)
I aspire to be Nutty in this.

Or I just ramble and lose the linear.


Fred Pete - Oct 23, 2006 10:29:21 am PDT #5053 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Wossname

George Allen.

Ptui! Let us never speak of it again.


Toddson - Oct 23, 2006 10:35:24 am PDT #5054 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

indeed, Fred.

I've found that after an election if someone asks me what I think about the results and I'm not sure whether they share my feelings, it's ALWAYS safe to say, "I'm so glad it's over".

And the guy at the market - definitely not just filed incisors. I'm assuming caps or something - his mouth was closed and there were just these two white fangs overlapping his lower lip. Nice, quiet, almost unnoticeable.


§ ita § - Oct 23, 2006 10:37:51 am PDT #5055 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Could it be that A*n C******r is the bastard child of Ayn Rand and G*d?

That's attributing a whole lot of G-d to a horrible horrible woman.


shrift - Oct 23, 2006 10:45:20 am PDT #5056 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

That's attributing a whole lot of G-d to a horrible horrible woman.

If only Jesus could power-noogie his alleged half-sister into submission.


Cass - Oct 23, 2006 10:45:26 am PDT #5057 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Paul Newman won (in his class) at a sports car race in Lime Rock yesterday. The man is 81. There are just not words for how much I adore him.


Atropa - Oct 23, 2006 10:46:35 am PDT #5058 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Wait--fake fangs? Or having had his incisors filed?

With properly-made fang caps, they look like your real teeth. The thought of filing my incisors makes my skin crawl.


Toddson - Oct 23, 2006 10:53:54 am PDT #5059 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I've had a few overly sharp or chipped teeth filed down - it's done with a filing head on the drill and (assuming it's done right) doesn't hurt a bit. Honest.


juliana - Oct 23, 2006 10:54:04 am PDT #5060 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I used have very pointy canines. The left one is still pointy, but the right one's tip got knocked off in the Great Face-Planting Incident of 2004, so now it looks kind of jagged.

I have had to have so much work done on my teeth that the thought of willingly going to the dentist for a purely cosmetic procedure makes my skin crawl.


bon bon - Oct 23, 2006 10:55:40 am PDT #5061 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Does Rand deserve the Coulterian association? All I know is that her philosophy is wacky, but never heard that she was unusually mendacious or spiteful.