Yesterday I was at the farmer's market and a man walked by with fangs (no, really! fangs!). No costume, nothing special except the fangs. Just a little kick in the boring reality that is DC!
Harken: You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war? Zoe: Fought with a lot of people in the war. Harken: And your husband? Zoe: Fight with him sometimes, too.
'Bushwhacked'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Toddson - Oct 23, 2006 9:48:12 am PDT #5042 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
shrift - Oct 23, 2006 9:52:36 am PDT #5043 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Could it be that A*n C******r is the bastard child of Ayn Rand and G*d?
Wouldn't that make her half-Jewish? Isn't it convenient that the Democratic party leaked this information only weeks before the midterm elections!
Atropa - Oct 23, 2006 9:58:41 am PDT #5044 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Yesterday I was at the farmer's market and a man walked by with fangs (no, really! fangs!). No costume, nothing special except the fangs. Just a little kick in the boring reality that is DC!
Hee!
(Of course, I have the little container that holds my fang caps in my purse right now, but I am one with my cliché.)
Kathy A - Oct 23, 2006 10:00:11 am PDT #5045 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Wait--fake fangs? Or having had his incisors filed?
tommyrot - Oct 23, 2006 10:01:29 am PDT #5046 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wait--fake fangs? Or having had his incisors filed?
Or real vampire.
Nora Deirdre - Oct 23, 2006 10:02:49 am PDT #5047 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Or real vampire.
AHHH! Reverse vampire!
Jessica - Oct 23, 2006 10:04:23 am PDT #5048 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Or having had his incisors filed?
I really hope fake fangs, because just reading that makes me teeth hurt.
Zenkitty - Oct 23, 2006 10:12:47 am PDT #5049 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
My incisors are naturally kinda pointy. Not much longer than the rest of my teeth, though. Subtlely pointy.
Once, a dentist suggested he should file them down for me. I almost ran out of his office. You can't let someone like that touch your mouth when you're under anesthesia; you'll wake up with Chiclet teeth.
tommyrot - Oct 23, 2006 10:18:03 am PDT #5050 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Anyone have a Chase credit card with RFID? Apparantly they are quite easily hacked. The hacking thingie just has to get near the card to read it.
AMHERST, Mass. — They call it the “Johnny Carson attack,” for his comic pose as a psychic divining the contents of an envelope.
Tom Heydt-Benjamin tapped an envelope against a black plastic box connected to his computer. Within moments, the screen showed a garbled string of characters that included this: fu/kevine, along with some numbers.
Mr. Heydt-Benjamin then ripped open the envelope. Inside was a credit card, fresh from the issuing bank. The card bore the name of Kevin E. Fu, a computer science professor at the University of Massachusetts, Amherst, who was standing nearby. The card number and expiration date matched those numbers on the screen.
Nutty - Oct 23, 2006 10:23:21 am PDT #5051 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
My dentist offered to file down the edge of one of my wisdom teeth, when it moved and was irritating my tongue. As an interim measure, before getting it yanked (which it later was). I did not query him on the matter of whether one whips out the steel file with anaesthesia or without; I just fled screaming.
Wouldn't that make her half-Jewish?
Oh, now I have The Chanukah Song in my head. "A** C***** is half-Jewish, Wossname from the Virginia Senate Race is too/ Put them together, what a psychotic, fucked-up Jew!"
(My favorite version of that lyric involves Paul Newman and Goldie Hawn.)