Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Oct 23, 2006 10:37:51 am PDT #5055 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Could it be that A*n C******r is the bastard child of Ayn Rand and G*d?

That's attributing a whole lot of G-d to a horrible horrible woman.


shrift - Oct 23, 2006 10:45:20 am PDT #5056 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

That's attributing a whole lot of G-d to a horrible horrible woman.

If only Jesus could power-noogie his alleged half-sister into submission.


Cass - Oct 23, 2006 10:45:26 am PDT #5057 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Paul Newman won (in his class) at a sports car race in Lime Rock yesterday. The man is 81. There are just not words for how much I adore him.


Atropa - Oct 23, 2006 10:46:35 am PDT #5058 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Wait--fake fangs? Or having had his incisors filed?

With properly-made fang caps, they look like your real teeth. The thought of filing my incisors makes my skin crawl.


Toddson - Oct 23, 2006 10:53:54 am PDT #5059 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I've had a few overly sharp or chipped teeth filed down - it's done with a filing head on the drill and (assuming it's done right) doesn't hurt a bit. Honest.


juliana - Oct 23, 2006 10:54:04 am PDT #5060 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I used have very pointy canines. The left one is still pointy, but the right one's tip got knocked off in the Great Face-Planting Incident of 2004, so now it looks kind of jagged.

I have had to have so much work done on my teeth that the thought of willingly going to the dentist for a purely cosmetic procedure makes my skin crawl.


bon bon - Oct 23, 2006 10:55:40 am PDT #5061 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Does Rand deserve the Coulterian association? All I know is that her philosophy is wacky, but never heard that she was unusually mendacious or spiteful.


Connie Neil - Oct 23, 2006 10:57:19 am PDT #5062 of 10001
brillig

Great Face-Planting Incident of 2004

That was 2004??? Gosh, how times jets.


§ ita § - Oct 23, 2006 11:09:08 am PDT #5063 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just got an email from walk_for_a_cure@naldep.com encouraging me to sponsor Patty and Michelle for a Susan G Komen Walk For The Cure.

I don't know a Patty. Nor a Michelle-who-is-a-cancer-survivor. The naldep.com domain pops up on more than one spam blacklist. The URLs in the email don't go where they say (http://www.the3day.org/Dallas06/pattynall and twosteppintatas.com). The first URL ends up taking you to kintera.org which seems legit, but the second is just a placeholder page.

It rubs me wrong. If I do indeed know a Patricia Nall, there's some uncloaking that needs to be happening.

And if I don't, in light of the whole Marni and breast cancer thing, I am not amused.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 23, 2006 11:17:49 am PDT #5064 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I've had a few overly sharp or chipped teeth filed down - it's done with a filing head on the drill and (assuming it's done right) doesn't hurt a bit. Honest.

I can vouch for this on getting overly sharp edges toned down w/out pain. Sound-wise, it's no worse than the drill (and usually lasts a lot less time).