Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 17, 2006 8:35:16 am PDT #3984 of 10001
What is even happening?

I just wanted to show off how I know what the mode is and everything.

Me, too.


Aims - Oct 17, 2006 8:36:18 am PDT #3985 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Jesse, I'll do it and you can figure out where I put $60k of my bosses money.

I am the worst bookkeeper EVER. I hate math AND I'm dyslexic.


§ ita § - Oct 17, 2006 8:38:31 am PDT #3986 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

anyone want to do my work for me?

Can I have your money too?


Jesse - Oct 17, 2006 8:41:33 am PDT #3987 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You people are not understanding me. I am not looking for any kind of trade. I prefer to keep my money and not take on any new tasks. I just want my tasks done, is that so much to ask?


Aims - Oct 17, 2006 8:43:28 am PDT #3988 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You need a minion.


§ ita § - Oct 17, 2006 8:46:16 am PDT #3989 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jesse, I need money. Why do you hate me?


Daisy Jane - Oct 17, 2006 8:48:52 am PDT #3990 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Congratulations and good on you bon!

I have nothing to say about the stats, but every one of my married girlfriends is married to someone 2-4 years older including me. I feel like we're so...average.


Tom Scola - Oct 17, 2006 8:50:35 am PDT #3991 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

You people are not understanding me. I am not looking for any kind of trade. I prefer to keep my money and not take on any new tasks. I just want my tasks done, is that so much to ask?

bon bon is renowned for doing stuff for other people for free!


Topic!Cindy - Oct 17, 2006 8:51:39 am PDT #3992 of 10001
What is even happening?

Yeah. My dh is three years (and not quite 3 weeks) older than I am. My best friend's husband is a year younger than she is. One b-i-l's wife was three years older than she, but I think the ink is just drying on their divorce papers. Most of my other het married people are in marriages with the woman 2-4 years younger than the man. My dad was 9 years older than my mom, though, and my f-i-l is five years older than m-i-l.


Allyson - Oct 17, 2006 8:53:17 am PDT #3993 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Today I forgot my glasses, my badge, my laptop, and also forgot that i needed to get gas on the way to work.

Now I have an ounce of gas in my car, I can't see, and I have to wear a sticker with my face on it all day.

Me = dumb.