Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Oct 17, 2006 8:36:18 am PDT #3985 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Jesse, I'll do it and you can figure out where I put $60k of my bosses money.

I am the worst bookkeeper EVER. I hate math AND I'm dyslexic.


§ ita § - Oct 17, 2006 8:38:31 am PDT #3986 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

anyone want to do my work for me?

Can I have your money too?


Jesse - Oct 17, 2006 8:41:33 am PDT #3987 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You people are not understanding me. I am not looking for any kind of trade. I prefer to keep my money and not take on any new tasks. I just want my tasks done, is that so much to ask?


Aims - Oct 17, 2006 8:43:28 am PDT #3988 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You need a minion.


§ ita § - Oct 17, 2006 8:46:16 am PDT #3989 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jesse, I need money. Why do you hate me?


Daisy Jane - Oct 17, 2006 8:48:52 am PDT #3990 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Congratulations and good on you bon!

I have nothing to say about the stats, but every one of my married girlfriends is married to someone 2-4 years older including me. I feel like we're so...average.


Tom Scola - Oct 17, 2006 8:50:35 am PDT #3991 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

You people are not understanding me. I am not looking for any kind of trade. I prefer to keep my money and not take on any new tasks. I just want my tasks done, is that so much to ask?

bon bon is renowned for doing stuff for other people for free!


Topic!Cindy - Oct 17, 2006 8:51:39 am PDT #3992 of 10001
What is even happening?

Yeah. My dh is three years (and not quite 3 weeks) older than I am. My best friend's husband is a year younger than she is. One b-i-l's wife was three years older than she, but I think the ink is just drying on their divorce papers. Most of my other het married people are in marriages with the woman 2-4 years younger than the man. My dad was 9 years older than my mom, though, and my f-i-l is five years older than m-i-l.


Allyson - Oct 17, 2006 8:53:17 am PDT #3993 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Today I forgot my glasses, my badge, my laptop, and also forgot that i needed to get gas on the way to work.

Now I have an ounce of gas in my car, I can't see, and I have to wear a sticker with my face on it all day.

Me = dumb.


Daisy Jane - Oct 17, 2006 8:54:27 am PDT #3994 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I think I wound up with an older guy because I didn't want to date anyone I went to high school with. Mr. Jane went to my HS, but graduated long before I got there.