I think I wound up with an older guy because I didn't want to date anyone I went to high school with. Mr. Jane went to my HS, but graduated long before I got there.
Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.
'Trash'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Oct 17, 2006 8:54:27 am PDT #3994 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Topic!Cindy - Oct 17, 2006 8:55:42 am PDT #3995 of 10001
What is even happening?
- Threaten to stuff a scientist in his locker unless he lends you ten bucks
- Go get gas
- Go home
- Get glasses
- Get badge
- Code it all on your time sheet as "Professional Development; other"
tommyrot - Oct 17, 2006 8:55:51 am PDT #3996 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Allyson, can you drive OK without your glasses?
Daisy Jane - Oct 17, 2006 8:56:02 am PDT #3997 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I have to wear a sticker with my face on it all day.
Huh?
Hayden - Oct 17, 2006 8:57:28 am PDT #3998 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
The ENT physician I saw this morning made an unfortunate assumption about me after finding out that I'm from Alabama and work for the Legislature in this state. This led to his observations about how unfit women's brains are for anything other than raising children and how wonderful it is to be white and Southern and male. I wanted to point out that just being fat and having sideburns doesn't make me Toby Keith, but he kept sticking pointy metal things into my nose, so I was loathe to piss him off.
§ ita § - Oct 17, 2006 8:57:36 am PDT #3999 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Huh?
Because of the missing badge, I'd wager.
Scrappy - Oct 17, 2006 9:00:34 am PDT #4000 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Laura is 10 years older than her DH and I'm six years older than mine.
Jesse - Oct 17, 2006 9:01:28 am PDT #4001 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Not a sticker on her face, which was my first reading.
You need a minion.
I have a minion! I was surprised and dismayed to learn that it only means that between the two of us, we're supposed to get EVEN MORE STUFF done. WTF?
Jesse, I need money. Why do you hate me?
No hate! You can come be my temp if you want.
bon bon is renowned for doing stuff for other people for free!
EXCELLENT point.
Allyson - Oct 17, 2006 9:01:35 am PDT #4002 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I can drive okay without glasses, yep. I can't read license plates more than two cars ahead, and street signs two blocks ahead.
Working at the computer bothers me, though. My nose keeps getting closer to the screen.
I'm gonna ask to take half a day off, anyway, Cindy. That was I can tackle these notes.
flea - Oct 17, 2006 9:01:45 am PDT #4003 of 10001
information libertarian
Corwood, you should not only get another doctor, you should complain to the practice about this one. Nobody need politics while pointy things are in his nose.