You've got my support. Just think of me as...as your... You know, I'm searching for 'supportive things' and I'm coming up all bras.

Xander ,'Empty Places'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 17, 2006 8:51:39 am PDT #3992 of 10001
What is even happening?

Yeah. My dh is three years (and not quite 3 weeks) older than I am. My best friend's husband is a year younger than she is. One b-i-l's wife was three years older than she, but I think the ink is just drying on their divorce papers. Most of my other het married people are in marriages with the woman 2-4 years younger than the man. My dad was 9 years older than my mom, though, and my f-i-l is five years older than m-i-l.


Allyson - Oct 17, 2006 8:53:17 am PDT #3993 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Today I forgot my glasses, my badge, my laptop, and also forgot that i needed to get gas on the way to work.

Now I have an ounce of gas in my car, I can't see, and I have to wear a sticker with my face on it all day.

Me = dumb.


Daisy Jane - Oct 17, 2006 8:54:27 am PDT #3994 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I think I wound up with an older guy because I didn't want to date anyone I went to high school with. Mr. Jane went to my HS, but graduated long before I got there.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 17, 2006 8:55:42 am PDT #3995 of 10001
What is even happening?

  • Threaten to stuff a scientist in his locker unless he lends you ten bucks
  • Go get gas
  • Go home
  • Get glasses
  • Get badge
  • Code it all on your time sheet as "Professional Development; other"


tommyrot - Oct 17, 2006 8:55:51 am PDT #3996 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Allyson, can you drive OK without your glasses?


Daisy Jane - Oct 17, 2006 8:56:02 am PDT #3997 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I have to wear a sticker with my face on it all day.

Huh?


Hayden - Oct 17, 2006 8:57:28 am PDT #3998 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

The ENT physician I saw this morning made an unfortunate assumption about me after finding out that I'm from Alabama and work for the Legislature in this state. This led to his observations about how unfit women's brains are for anything other than raising children and how wonderful it is to be white and Southern and male. I wanted to point out that just being fat and having sideburns doesn't make me Toby Keith, but he kept sticking pointy metal things into my nose, so I was loathe to piss him off.


§ ita § - Oct 17, 2006 8:57:36 am PDT #3999 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Huh?

Because of the missing badge, I'd wager.


Scrappy - Oct 17, 2006 9:00:34 am PDT #4000 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Laura is 10 years older than her DH and I'm six years older than mine.


Jesse - Oct 17, 2006 9:01:28 am PDT #4001 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Not a sticker on her face, which was my first reading.

You need a minion.

I have a minion! I was surprised and dismayed to learn that it only means that between the two of us, we're supposed to get EVEN MORE STUFF done. WTF?

Jesse, I need money. Why do you hate me?

No hate! You can come be my temp if you want.

bon bon is renowned for doing stuff for other people for free!

EXCELLENT point.