Not the fact that's it's a frozen microwaveable Jimmy Dean pancake in the first place?
My experience with microwaveable pancakes is they often end up dry and hard. But maybe the sausage juice would prevent that.
This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.
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tommyrot - Sep 29, 2006 9:51:36 am PDT #1153 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Sep 29, 2006 9:51:59 am PDT #1154 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Pancakes are about the only place I do like chocolate chips.
bon bon - Sep 29, 2006 9:52:49 am PDT #1155 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Joey Tribbiani: I mean, what's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good!
Pancakes, good! Sausage, good! Chocolate chips? GOOD!
amych - Sep 29, 2006 9:53:48 am PDT #1156 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Not the fact that's it's a frozen microwaveable Jimmy Dean pancake in the first place?
Really, either one is a dealbreaker. But I tried to imagine really good choc-chip-sausage-pancakes when I thought about the question and I still concluded that (a) I've given this question way more thought than it ever needed and (b) I should spend my precious food fantasy energy on something less ewwww.
Sean K - Sep 29, 2006 9:55:36 am PDT #1157 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
That thing is like Ultimate NAST to me. I love pancakes. I love sausage. I love having them both in the same meal. I work very, very hard to make sure the pancakes and syrup never come anywhere near the sausage, bacon, or any other savory part of the breakfast. McGriddles are, or were until just a few moments ago, the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of.
Lee - Sep 29, 2006 9:55:45 am PDT #1158 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Really, either one is a dealbreaker. But I tried to imagine really good choc-chip-sausage-pancakes when I thought about the question and I still concluded that (a) I've given this question way more thought than it ever needed and (b) I should spend my precious food fantasy energy on something less ewwww
Yes. To all of this.
Sue - Sep 29, 2006 9:56:55 am PDT #1159 of 10001
hip deep in pie
This whole conversation is making me think that I have to have a greasy breakfast this weekend.
Lee - Sep 29, 2006 9:57:00 am PDT #1160 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I work very, very hard to make sure the pancakes and syrup never come anywhere near the sausage, bacon, or any other savory part of the breakfast.
This makes him very fun to taunt at IHOP, by the way.
SuziQ - Sep 29, 2006 9:58:24 am PDT #1161 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Now I want pancakes and sausage for lunch. Still have no cash.
Jessica - Sep 29, 2006 10:02:36 am PDT #1162 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I work very, very hard to make sure the pancakes and syrup never come anywhere near the sausage, bacon, or any other savory part of the breakfast.
Heh. I pretty much use syrup exclusively for sausages and other savory breakfast meats. I prefer my pancakes with butter. (This is because in my world, sweet things exist solely to be improved via mixing with savory things. Sweetness on its own has no place at my table.)