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'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Oct 27, 2006 11:18:22 am PDT #8979 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Suzi - a handful of candy corn has less sugar and colories than a handful of raisins.

Something to think about.


Cashmere - Oct 27, 2006 11:18:24 am PDT #8980 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Her reply was, "Oh, he loves books, but I don't buy them for him because he gets enough of that stuff in daycare." WTF?

I would NOT have been able to resist telling this woman what a fucking moron she is.


Aims - Oct 27, 2006 11:19:41 am PDT #8981 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Cashmere is me. Jeebus.

"I'm sorry. There will be no books for you. Reading only leads to things like free thought, intelligence, and being knowledgeable. We're Republicans, dear. We don't believe in those things."


sj - Oct 27, 2006 11:28:59 am PDT #8982 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I think what stopped me was the not a mom thing that stopped me, but I used to see that kind of thing all the time when I worked at Borders and it drove me crazy. "No, no books. I just bought you a toy at the mall."


Cashmere - Oct 27, 2006 11:29:14 am PDT #8983 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

It's one thing to not be able to afford books. That, I understand. But to think that there is such thing as "enough" books is what scares the hell out of me.


sj - Oct 27, 2006 11:31:30 am PDT #8984 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

It's one thing to not be able to afford books. That, I understand. But to think that there is such thing as "enough" books is what scares the hell out of me.

Yes, this and also the priority of toys over books.


Polter-Cow - Oct 27, 2006 11:32:56 am PDT #8985 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

But to think that there is such thing as "enough" books is what scares the hell out of me.

Whenever we go on long trips, I always bring books. And I start reading as soon as I get in the vehicle. And my dad tells me to wait until we get to the highway, as if I haven't seen the road from the house to the highway four gazillion times. And then, when we're on the highway, later, he tells me to put the book away and look outside.

THERE. I LOOKED OUTSIDE. THE WORLD STILL EXISTS. CAN I READ NOW? GEEZ.

It is very annoying.


Connie Neil - Oct 27, 2006 11:50:51 am PDT #8986 of 10000
brillig

And then, when we're on the highway, later, he tells me to put the book away and look outside.

Must remember to tell my mother that she's apparently related to a gentleman from India. Though I was told to put down the book and watch TV with the rest of the family. My mother was reluctant to let me get headphones for my stereo because she was afraid I'd put on the headphones, pick up a book, and never come out again.

Ya think?


Amy - Oct 27, 2006 12:11:13 pm PDT #8987 of 10000
Because books.

sj, I can't even imagine what I would have said to that woman. All I can picture is my jaw dropping.

Books are the one thing I will always buy for the kids. That used to be a treat when Jake was a toddler -- we'd walk downtown on a nice day, eat lunch at a little cafe, and go to the bookstore.


erikaj - Oct 27, 2006 12:22:13 pm PDT #8988 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Orally's on Oprah? Eww. She talks to everybody, now. But I could get the love back if she asks him about "Falafel"(/Countdown partisan) (Hee...I just attacked someone with hummus.) ETA: Least favorite parent book thing "Don't touch that. It's bad; it's dirty."