Tara ,'Storyteller'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I should go somewhere, because AirTran has a two-day sale to end all sales right now. For me, it's $27 one-way to Jacksonville, $21 to Savannah, $75 to NY. Anyway, anyone in a city AirTran serves should go look at this sale.
Maybe there's a market for renting monkeys to lice-ridden schools, like they rent goats to clear out underbrush.
Maybe there's a market for renting monkeysI wish. I have this not-so-secet fantansy about teaching monkey's how to use lighters. Not for, you know, sex but just to watch them burn with that look of squee on their faces that you only get to see on Pres. Bush after someone has tickled him (usually a ploy used to pass bills[which is the only explination I find for ANWAR being passed]).
Or a meerkat! And as an extra bonus, the meerkat would periodically perch upright on your kids' shoulders to scan the sky for predators, so you'd never ever have to worry about any of them being snatched by an owl or a hawk.I ever have kids? I am getting me some meerkats. Can't be too vigilant on those owl and hawknappings.
just to watch them burn with that look of squee on their facesClicky fire!!!!
New haircut photos start here
That is a great haircut. But, frankly, I need more of Gloomcookie's pretty face in these pictures.
Trudes, I really do owe him a finger monkey by now. Though meerkat pups are only the size of an index finger so I think he'd take a baby meerkat in fair exchange. Too bad ferrets are illegal in California.
Much nicer on you than Posh!
I think I'm going to experiment with alternative treatment, and see if a spa manicure right after work ($9 at the place across the street) makes me feel any better.
I found a pedicure helped.
JZ reports the manicure helped. The manicurist gave her an extra-long you're-a-pregnant lady forearm massage.
Absolutely!
Woot! Today is a very good day. A very good day, indeed. And October was already shaping up to be an excellent month and now it is even more so.
I found a pedicure helped.
I bet that with a pedicure JZ would get an extra-long you're-a-pregnant lady calf massage.
Grape-nut O's with a cigarette chaser:
Lee, did a little package arrive since you got back from Vegas?
Argh.
While I understand that High Holiday ticket sales help support congregations and pay for stuff like prayer books and cleaning and the cookies after services and all of that, I'm just getting really frustrated at having to pay $180 for it. (And yes, that's the discounted student price.) (And it's nothing compared to what some of the suburban synagogues that have more stuff charge.)
I know that if I ask my mother, she'll pay for it. And I know that I can manage the $180 -- it's not going to bankrupt me. It's just irritating to have to pay to pray.
Hey, anyone have any insight into becoming an actuary? Advice, et cetera?
Nah. No actuaries around here.