Don't kill anyone if you don't have to. We're here to make a deal.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


StolenCubicle - Sep 21, 2006 3:16:13 pm PDT #4186 of 10000
"I love their text! It just has so much sub."

Maybe there's a market for renting monkeys
I wish. I have this not-so-secet fantansy about teaching monkey's how to use lighters. Not for, you know, sex but just to watch them burn with that look of squee on their faces that you only get to see on Pres. Bush after someone has tickled him (usually a ploy used to pass bills[which is the only explination I find for ANWAR being passed]).


Cass - Sep 21, 2006 3:32:22 pm PDT #4187 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Or a meerkat! And as an extra bonus, the meerkat would periodically perch upright on your kids' shoulders to scan the sky for predators, so you'd never ever have to worry about any of them being snatched by an owl or a hawk.
I ever have kids? I am getting me some meerkats. Can't be too vigilant on those owl and hawknappings.

just to watch them burn with that look of squee on their faces
Clicky fire!!!!


DavidS - Sep 21, 2006 4:04:55 pm PDT #4188 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

New haircut photos start here

That is a great haircut. But, frankly, I need more of Gloomcookie's pretty face in these pictures.

Trudes, I really do owe him a finger monkey by now. Though meerkat pups are only the size of an index finger so I think he'd take a baby meerkat in fair exchange. Too bad ferrets are illegal in California.


P.M. Marc - Sep 21, 2006 4:11:59 pm PDT #4189 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Much nicer on you than Posh!

I think I'm going to experiment with alternative treatment, and see if a spa manicure right after work ($9 at the place across the street) makes me feel any better.

I found a pedicure helped.


DavidS - Sep 21, 2006 4:28:11 pm PDT #4190 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

JZ reports the manicure helped. The manicurist gave her an extra-long you're-a-pregnant lady forearm massage.


Nicole - Sep 21, 2006 4:35:10 pm PDT #4191 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!

Absolutely!

Woot! Today is a very good day. A very good day, indeed. And October was already shaping up to be an excellent month and now it is even more so.

I found a pedicure helped.

I bet that with a pedicure JZ would get an extra-long you're-a-pregnant lady calf massage.


Nicole - Sep 21, 2006 4:55:32 pm PDT #4192 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!

Grape-nut O's with a cigarette chaser:

Lee, did a little package arrive since you got back from Vegas?


Hil R. - Sep 21, 2006 4:56:06 pm PDT #4193 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Argh.

While I understand that High Holiday ticket sales help support congregations and pay for stuff like prayer books and cleaning and the cookies after services and all of that, I'm just getting really frustrated at having to pay $180 for it. (And yes, that's the discounted student price.) (And it's nothing compared to what some of the suburban synagogues that have more stuff charge.)

I know that if I ask my mother, she'll pay for it. And I know that I can manage the $180 -- it's not going to bankrupt me. It's just irritating to have to pay to pray.


billytea - Sep 21, 2006 5:08:36 pm PDT #4194 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Hey, anyone have any insight into becoming an actuary? Advice, et cetera?

Nah. No actuaries around here.


Lee - Sep 21, 2006 5:12:15 pm PDT #4195 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm glad the manicure helped JZ.

Nicole, I just got it today, and I sent you a thankyou note this afternoon. THANK YOU!!!